If Stephen Makes A Comeback I’m Unsubbing

Spongebob?

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

its literally so funny that he was just like Im a creep im a Weirdo. NO metaphors no eloquence i am telling u exactly like it is girl i am  a bit strange 

Oooohhh some positive Patton content!! I love it I’ve been in the u!sides part of the fandom for too long...

Some rude person on the internet: you can't just make up genders!

patton, an intellectual: there are 64 genders and we make 5 more everytime you complain.

the same rude person: are you serious? you can't do that!

patton, an intellectual: there are now 69 genders. we will add 5 more right now if you don't kindly ✨shut up✨.

It’s an amazing movie but I don’t wanna spoil if you wanna watch it

sanders sides reminds me of the truman show for some reason

So about tua,

Klaus peppers German words whenever he talks so I’m guessing he also speaks German but idk why he had a German accent when he was a kid?? Did he learn German first??

everyone's talking about how janus called Remus the evil twin and how it must hurt Remus but like I feel like Remus would enjoy being called evil by janus just imagine him being like "jan called me evil today!!!!! :DDDD"

Bisexual Pepsi

hey if ur lgbt rb this with ur orientation and ur fave soda

Ace polyam people exist remember that