FtM And MtF Are OUT. Chaos Transes Are In Now.

FtM and MtF are OUT. Chaos transes are in now.

- BtB: Bitch to Bitch. You’re still a bitch but a different kind now

- EtE: Egg to Egg. You go from not knowing you’re one type of trans to not knowing you’re a different type of trans

- P(1)tP(2) Piss to Poop. When you pee standing up and then realize you have to poop so you sit down once you’re done peeing

- NtF Nine to Five. It’s when you’re Dolly Parton

- Some more:

- DtF: Down to Fuck. Self-Explanatory

- UtF: Up to Fuck. Self-Ambiguous

- FtF: Fuck to Fuck. Just horny, really.

- DtU: Down to Up. Australian.

- MtP: Male to Programmer. Essentially identical to MtF but with the weight of the world’s digital infrastructure on you and your furry friend from Ohio’s shoulders

- StW: Scott the Woz