Plushy-fan - Lol, Lmao Even

spronkus trying the grimace shake becus i got bored aggagagaaaga

hi im thinking abt this bit of dialogue from the duke nukem bulletstorm dlc again. what the FUCK did he mean by this

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

"imagine being the only woman in the bathroom with a TRANS WOMAN!!!!" bitch how would i know i'm not checking dicks at the door i am here to jet blast piss into the bowl so loud that it makes everyone else in there worried about my well being

Handsome boi

for every reblog on this post i will eat one plastic bag so the turtles dont have to

-says she is evil

-admits to the murder of all cops

-?

*explodes*