I NOW KNOW WHY THE UNIVERSE GAVE ME DEPRESSION

Ya know, I'm getting pretty fuckin tired of tailgaters on the road. Like istg, almost every time I go out there's some asshole riding my ass. Like wtf? Get off my ass dude. I literally have to speed up just so they leave me alone. I'm literally already going 20 over, why the fuck are you driving so close? I hate their stupid decorations too. Why are there so many people putting strobe lights on the tops of their cars nowadays? It looks stupid and tacky. And they all use the same boring ass unoriginal colors. Blue and red. Blue and red. Blue and motherfucking red. I'm sick of it. Fuck you and fuck your tacky car

Grabs violin with malicious intent

Fun fact: when you've reached a certain point of sleep deprivation, your brain creates a weird natural high.

This is why everything is funnier at 2 am.

I am currently very sleep deprived.

The cuteness aggression is real

I keep getting Mothers Day ads, proving that the algorithm doesn't know me at all

That's rough, buddy

bro i fucking hate living next to a fucking tavern they always have the worst fucking singers performing on saturdays

Why must my dog hurt me with his little electric body

I first heard about filling out your gender as "n/a" as a joke, but now it's also genuinely my favorite way to mark my gender. unironically. for a lot of reasons. i actually use that to fill out forms accurately whenever I can. so whenever I see people make jokes about doing that (which I support! it's funny) I have a private laugh because I actually legitimately do it on purpose

Based

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

I read this with an accent