Shit, Alr. I've Never Done This Before... Am I Doing It Right?

People who harbor the resentment that I never legally could inspire me to be a bit more bitter on the holidays 🫡

My reason for doing anything, including existing in general, will always be "for the funnies"

This is why I'm wanted in Brazil

Can someone please explain to me what a "pro ship" is. I've seen multiple rules against it in different communities, but I have no actual idea what it is. Thx

Fun fact: when you've reached a certain point of sleep deprivation, your brain creates a weird natural high.

This is why everything is funnier at 2 am.

I am currently very sleep deprived.

You can't convince me this man isn't the reincarnation of my hopes and dreams

old hunter sketch <3

Why am I hungry?

I don't want to be hungry

And I'm just hungry now, cause why???

Being human sucks

I'm gonna sneak my way into a very disconnected group of white cishet male homeowners and slowly gain their trust just to eventually convince each and every one of them that the term "homo" is short for homeowner

I first heard about filling out your gender as "n/a" as a joke, but now it's also genuinely my favorite way to mark my gender. unironically. for a lot of reasons. i actually use that to fill out forms accurately whenever I can. so whenever I see people make jokes about doing that (which I support! it's funny) I have a private laugh because I actually legitimately do it on purpose

I want to cry

I made a ROTTMNT Turtle Tots comic for Twitter about the Disaster Twins accidentally switching outfits!

MOVIE SPOILER WARNING BTW