My Reason For Doing Anything, Including Existing In General, Will Always Be "for The Funnies"

like if you would ask her what's wrong

reblog to wipe away her tears

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

No way this motherfucker just sent me a link to a music app with NFTs in their pics and a 3.4 rating. Insane. Reveal yourself coward and face me like the crypto slut you are!

Last one for sure. It's the Florida in me

Have this been done yet ?

I wanna microwave Steve from minecraft

I'm here with you on this. It's such a scary thing to have to look them in the eyes and see a different glance staring back. It's especially hard to have to rationalize everything that happened in your head, just enough so to make sure your friend has some sort of clue what you're talking about when you explain the situation later on. Cause they're gonna ask. And you'll have to answer. And it's so nerve-wracking. Ugh

Nobody talks about how hard it is to face people again after you've had an episode in front of them

Once they've seen you do full-force into self-destruct, they always look at you with a sense of wariness and like you're not the person they thought you were

The shame makes me want to rip my skin off

Why am I hungry?

I don't want to be hungry

And I'm just hungry now, cause why???

Being human sucks

I thought he was a wolverine

I love this little kitty

Happy Turkey-Day!

If you know me, you can probably guess how I feel about this holiday.

It sucks all around. Even if we ignore the origins, the modern concept is an anxiety inducing stressfest of forced socialization and judgemental family members. Not to mention the politics. Never bring up the politics.

The food is the only upside, as it gives us an excuse to make a warm meal we wouldn't otherwise have.

But all in all, enjoy the day your way!

And don't forget to pay respects to the indigenous people who suffered for this shit, so advertising companies can pump out the ass with bullshit and you can share an oversized meal with your probably shitty family.

Have a good one, whether you choose to celebrate in anyway or not. 🧡

Me with all of my ocs