Как это было:
Как это стало:
in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like
Tai Lung and Kai: Super cool and brutal
Shen: Hop Jump Ta-da!
I’m stronger than every opponent you’ve ever faced, because I am every opponent you’ve ever faced.
"I find your motivation slightly amusing"
Shen: Can you shut up?! I do not want and will not try to make your father forgive me! He knows I'm sorry, but he doesn't have to forgive me! We are adults and we understand the difficulties of this situation, so don't let him forgive me if he doesn't want to!
Po: Then why did you even agree to correctional therapy?!
Shen: FOR TAI LUNG'S SAKE, OF COURSE!! I want to improve for Tai Lung! He is the love of my life! I've never loved anyone so much! All the things that I feel because of him are both so painful and pleasant.. I want him to get everything he deserved and he DESERVES more! And first of all, he deserves a good life! But he doesn't think so! I want to change to show that if even a bastard like me can improve, then why can't he?! It's important to me that he feels worthy of the best, because that's how it is! I love him!!
Donald: Na-ah-AH!!
Donald: You will NOT talk like this to my Arakuni child, three nieces who are not my own nieces, but the nieces of my ex-girlfriend, my Spanish boyfriend, my Brazilian boyfriend, my pet bear, my baby goddess, my distant grandfather, the distant grandfather of my Spanish boyfriend and the distant grandfather of my Brazilian boyfriend. Do you understand me?!
Ari, April, May, June, Jose, Panchito, Humphrey, Don Dugo, Pascoal Papagiao and Gallus Maximus: Mhhmmm.
Felldrake: What.
Sheldgoose hugging Leopold: Why can't you love us too?!
Felldrake: What!?
The Lesbians✨
Man: Excuse me, ma'am, did you see three boys running past in a skirt?
Donald in a skirt (in a real voice): I don't think so, sir.
Man: Wha-?! Another freak?!
Donald: what.
Man: You're a freak! A real man doesn't wear those dumb skirts and pink! And-!
Scrooge: Are you done?
Man: Mr. McDuck?!
Scrooge is also wearing a skirt: Well?
Man: Wha-? Wait? *started to stutter*
Scrooge: If you are all. Then I will ask you to leave my nephew alone.
Man: *leaving*
Donald: ...
Scrooge: ...
Donald lifts up the skirt, under which the triplets were hiding in skirts: So, what have you done again, you little jerks?
You know, I haven't read the Dime Infinity comic and I don't know if it came out at all (but I really want to, although it will be difficult for me to read it, since English is not my native language)
But I can't help but think that evil Scrooge will lose, because at one point, the Donalds will just gather and ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE will look at him with puppy eyes and he will just freeze, remember HIS Donald, cry and want everything back
Scrooge: Why are you so cruel, Donald?
Donald: What? What are you mean?
Scrooge: *dramatic and sad breath*
Scrooge: *all in tears* Why do you call Duckworth dad and I'm not?!
Donald: Wha-...
Scrooge: You know how much I love you and now what?! Just an uncie?!
Donald: A
Scrooge: I also want to feel how much you love me! Why don't you call me "daddy"?
Donald:
Scrooge: Don't be silent, you're breaking my heart even more *:(*
Donald:
Donald: Did you have to start this topic right now?
*Literally in the heart of a tornado*
Scrooge:
Scrooge: And when else?
Donald:
Scrooge:
Donald:
Scrooge:
Scrooge: When we get back, will you start calling me "daddy"?
Donald: IF WE GO BACK, THEN FINE
At home
Scrooge: *smiling proudly*
Donald: *kill me or him*
Scrooge: So?~
Donald: I'm leaving.
Scrooge: No! *<:_0*
Pete: What. The. Fuck.
Donald: *fucked up is a huge blue Bible duck with lots of eyes, gold rings, arms and a pair of wings*
Goofy: He broke his staff and all his magic returned to his body.
Pete: ...
Pete: Hm...
Mickey: DON'T YOU THINK FUCK HIM!
Pete: Still...