I Dislike You All. That Was The Worst Sound Ever To Curse My Ears. Very…. Moist

nevermind

I THINK I JUST DISCOVERED MY ART STYLE

i am e c s t a t i c

obama needs to get back to me quicker. i put in a request to have a guest appearance in my dreams months ago! i even paid extra for a quote! still haven’t gotten it tho.

I was walking through the mall and I headed into a Barnes & Noble, and Barack Obama was for some reason signing books there so I walked up, like ???? He wrote a book? Some biography?? When I got up to the desk, all the books were just lizards, and Obama replied to my inquires with a simple, “They may have no names, but there’s an identity to be acknowledged,” and he smiled as he signed another lizard and then there was something about a surprise dragon and then I woke up.

let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

people on tumbr are a fucking trip omfg

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

my dog gave me the most hopeful look only to realize that the sound was coming from my phone

am in perpetual awe that so many animals can actually chirp

raccoons 

chipmunks

seals

frogs

cheetahs

crocodiles

bats

cats

foxes

lizards

crazy that all those 13 year old girls clocked dan and phil so hard. like mustve been intensely fucked up and invasive etc etc but so crazy that 13 year old girls worldwide were like those men are secretly gayandinlove and they literally were

OOP THERE IT IS

it’s a harmful “every man for himself” kind of mentality. we’re shown that even if we ask for help we won’t be given it. like - for example - it took how long did it take to get a covid relief package???

The U.S. adores the concept of “individual responsibility” so long as it excuses society from taking any responsibility for the individual

phil’s editing appreciation post <3

exactly how are people supposed to end a conversation? i just ended a zoom call by saying “welp. looks like Death is calling on me again. gotta go my dudes. see y’all in hell” and ended the meeting with peace signs and finger guns but something tells me that was The Wrong Way.