There He Is!

WELCOME TO THE TUMBLR SEXYREMATCH

Hi, I'm sexymanotd. You may know me as the asshole from twitter who ran the original Tumblr Sexyman Tournament. I have tumblr polls now. Who's up for round two?

Here's the bracket—

Each round will last one day, and each matchup will get their own post. They'll all be tagged "#round one" etc on my blog, and I'll also update this masterpost with links to every poll.

Btw, my inbox is open for links to any fanart that might get made this time around.

As always, I hate some of these characters and I hope they get obliterated, and the winner will be taken to Baskin Robbins and given a small cone. My treat.

i cobbled together some screencaps for (hopefully) useful reference usage of the major characters in puss in boots the last wish!! i tried to include things like weapons and whatever else i figured might be cool to see

Combined days 4 and 5, self influenced cannibalism !!!!

This is so true queen I cant believe you'd post something so risky but true you're so brave

“gay people aren’t real”

— me

Soft Prompts

1. “Your eyes are so beautiful.”

2. “You’re safe here.  Always.”

3. “Can I kiss you?”

4. “Were you sleeping?”

5. “You’re adorable.”

6. “When I have my head on your chest, I can hear your heartbeat.  It sounds beautiful.”

7. “There’s that smile!”

8. “I- nothing…it’s just…you’re so pretty.”

9. “I love you.”

10. “It’s so nice to hear you laughing again.”

11. “You trust me, don’t you?”

12. “I don’t know where my favorite place to kiss you is.  I just like kissing you.”

13. “Did you really think I was gonna let you leave without a hug?”

14. “I’m proud of you.”

15. “I’m glad I can make you feel safe.”

16. “You’ve been looking at me like that all day.  Something on your mind?”

17. “No, stay.”

18. “Anything for you, my love.”

19. “You have a nice voice.  It’s soothing.”

20. “I don’t ever want to lose you.”

21. “You make me feel whole.”

22. “I found what I’m looking for with you.”

23. “You’re precious to me.”

24. “Don’t hide your face, darling.  I want to see you.”

25. “If you’re happy then I’m happy.”

26. “I’m glad I have you.”

27. “Words aren’t enough for how much I love you.”

28. “I could spend hours counting all your freckles.  And I would enjoy every second of it.”

29. “I’m never gonna forget this moment.”

30. “You’re so cute when you wake up and your hair’s all messy.”

31. “Of course I like it.  I like anything you make.”

32. “I can’t wait to kiss you.”

33. “How did I get lucky enough to have the best girlfriend/boyfriend/partner in the world?”

34. “That actually kinda hurt.  But I love you, so I’ll let it slide.”

35. “Wanna hold my hand?”

36. “Aw, you’re cold.  Come here, baby.  Let me warm you up.”

37. “Anything I can do to make you feel better?”

38. “Do you remember our first kiss?”

39. “I’m here for you.”

40. “I’ll always love you no matter what.”

It’s the best gender

Mmmmm pomyymm..

Her names Ghost Apple btw (she/her) + she has a twin im still doing bc I cant ever post normally

who

turn your fuckin boop on

WAS THAT YOU DEATH

I jsut sawu omegel got takign down im am cryign I'm sobbign

DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUYS SHES JUST STUPID AND HAD A WHORE BIRD ANYWAYS

He drowned my bird while my other friend watched and took the feather HELP

im not mad im just disapointed in them