Random Teenager, Posting An Unhinged Shitpost Ab Sandman/good Omens/etc At 3 Am

daily reminder that you are hurtling through space on a space rock, comparative size smaller than dust, and no god would care if you did your taxes

I am INCREASINGLY convinced Aziraphale made Crowley point a gun at his head so Crowley would have a sense of what it felt like to be asked for holy water

hey I love you

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

IM SCREAMING OMG WERE GETTING MORE AQDAXEJCRJFEWDE

Help I’m late to the party re: cryptic Rusty Quill Magnus Archives news and don’t know how to catch up!

You have come to the right place! Here I will summarize The Bullshit™️ with time stamps where able. I will also update this post when new things come to light.

Let’s go one day at a time!

10 October

Rusty Quill Twitter and Instagrams post UNPROMPTED, UNEXPLAINED eyes

On the same day, RQ patrons got a code in the weekly Patreon round up

12 October

RQ Twitter posts a tweet with an image of a cassette tape with the same code as had been given to the patrons: U3RhdGVtZW50IFJlbWFpbnMK

Using base64, the code comes out to “Statement Remains”

The RQ insta also posted this image to their story:

Which, if you take the image as binary code, comes out to “Are you still listening?”

A new code was also posted to RQ patrons, and will be added here if/when it is publicly released.

EDIT: There were strings of text added to the episode description of Goodbye for Now in the TMA feed, which when translated through Base32 and then Base64 read: "this one was an accident. sorry -_-"

Amazing, 11/10 work, RQ

(ty to @official-infinitea for the update on the pod description codes!)

EDIT: also on-going is like… every person associated with RQ being VERY MEAN and dropping hints that we’re all gonna lose our shit whenever whatever this is drops

13 October

Apparently the Patreon code from yesterday led people wildly off-course, because they gave another hint today to solve it. Again, going to keep the specifics of that off this post bc patreon, but know that in the end, it leads to the same place as what is below.

Also, Fay Roberts, who played Daisy Tonner in TMA, tweeted

The QR code translates to: WHR'TS ECAHXJ TCLKHX U AC JV Y

It was solved the rough four layers of translation and encryption, to read: “your guess is as good as mine.” Thank you, Mx. Roberts. Where would we be without your clues leading us.

The RQ Twitter and Instagram also posted

New episode:

shows.acast.com

Oh... Hello. | The Magnus Archives

Oh... Hello. | The Magnus Archives

I'll let you listen to that one on your own 😉

Code in the description is

7V?UOEdDb7B-9W`H>[n7AhG3$ATAo0@V?lrB6JQG+F/-BB6%F(@<=^@$<L\[@3B5q/0IH*G%G<0EbBM;6?$RHDfTD?+F/!?Aft`(H$CHLDdmBm+EhBM

Which translates via ascii to

"Statement Remains. Are you still listening?

Join us, Thirtieth October, lets talk about it."

4pm BST tweet:

Using a polybus code box, the numbers translate to:

The Magnus Archives Two

THAT’S RIGHT BITCHES WE GETTIN MORE TMA

so to recap:

eial/s-i= im the rejected part of society

normal album= im not part of society at all

icimi= ive recently been informed that i am, in fact, part of society, and i now need to come to terms with that

I despise the fact that I'm a niche microcelebrity and this post is my claim to fame. mentioned to my ex I had a tumblr, discovered she had reblogged this post before we met. fucking nightmare.

random teenager, posting an unhinged shitpost ab sandman/good omens/etc at 3 am

neil gaiman, reblogging at 4 am

starting a collection of this genre of will wood post

Sooo…. do you prefer the Goth and Lover-Of-Life-And-Finer-Things-In-It Dynamic where the Goth ditches their Life-Loving BF(F) in overly dramatic fashion….

…ooor the Goth and Lover-Of-Life-And-Finer-Things-In-It Dynamic  where the Lover-Of-Life-And-Finer-Things-In-It ditches and ghosts the Goth in overly dramatic fashion (possibly sending the Goth into a self-destructive spiral involving a lot of drinking and a mental breakdown)?

just askin’

What Your Favourite Owl House Ship Says About You (1st Edition)

(Based on @doubleca5t‘s videos. Will update as the show progresses, hence ‘1st Edition’.)

Luz/Amity (Lumity)- You love the Enemies to Lovers trope but tend to fast-forward through the Enemies part.

Luz/Willow (Willuz)- You are a firm believer in keeping things wholesome and keeping things nerdy.

Amity/Willow (Amillow)- You love the Childhood Friends to Lovers trope provided there’s some conflict intent on keeping them apart.

Luz/Amity/Willow (Willumity)- Your solution to conflicting ships is pointing out that everyone involved has two hands.

Boscha/Willow (Boschlow)- When you were a kid your mom told you that some girl was being mean to you because she likes you and you never let go of that.

Hooty/Duolingo (Hootlingo)- You just want good things for Hooty and really, who wouldn’t?

Eda/Camilla (Camileda)- You just want good things for Luz and really, who wouldn’t?

Gus/Mattholomule (Gustholomule)- You love the Enemies to Lovers trope but where the Enemies part is completely one-sided.

Willow/Gus (Gillow)- You’re a sucker for characters who are beautiful cinnamon rolls, too good for this world, too pure. You’re also heterosexual.

Luz/Gus (Lus)- This is the same joke as Willuz but heterosexual and with more shenanigans. 

Willow/Skarra (Skarlow)- You want a girlfriend who’s a beautiful cinnamon roll but could also kick your ass upon request.

Emira/Viney (Vinira)- You’re just here for some bad girls.

Edric/Jerbo (Jerbic)- You’re just here for some twinks.

Eda/Odalia (Edalia)- Pre-Season 2: You’re always a sucker for Rivals to Lovers. Post-Season 2: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of cool moms dunking on shitty moms.

Odalia/Alador (Odalador)- Pre-Season 2: The first time you saw one of those portraits of a noble couple looking at you with cold, judgmental eyes your first thought was “Oh, they fuckin!”  Post-Season 2: You are a firm believer in Men! Getting! Pegged!

Beta Luz/Beta Amity (Beta Lumity)- You know what’s better than witch girlfriends? Punk witch girlfriends.

penumbra podcast is so cool i wish gender was real

i am told its this lady’s birthday today!!!