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can you guys take my uquiz
western cat twitters are like βHoOmanβ and japanese cat twitters are like βToday I will consider the state of things.β
i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman
Reblog to let your followers know that theyβre safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boopβd like an idiot amen
me: what the fuck is virgin northern european hair? is that like a norwegian person who doesnβt fuck? why does that matter?
me, an entire fucking 20 seconds later when i already had scrolled past: ITβS NOT DYED. ITβS HAIR THAT IS NOT DYED. IT IS HAIR THAT HAS NEVER PREVIOUSLY BEEN DYED. THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.
why did they ever even attempt to try and make another actor wear a white-blonde wig after orlando bloom in the lotr trilogy. donβt they understand that we peaked 20 years ago and everything else has looked like shit after that
ra ra rasputin something something sour cream
My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites
(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)
Bonus:
underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense
This Artist Reimagines Classic Paintings With God As A Black Woman And Theyβre Beautiful
i may be physically deteriorating, but at least iβm mentally falling apart
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