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underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

just heard the most beautiful sentence at work

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

just some lads, being fellows

We all know this site is US-user heavy, but I wanna know how many are vs aren't from the land of capitalism.

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

hi okay i watched trolls 3 for the first time yesterday and it was because my brother chose it so we watched it in my native and then afterwards i was like man the only one i know is in this film is justin timberlake who actually is in it and i googled the cast and it’s. so fucking stacked????? anna kendrick? troye sivan? kenan thompson?? kunal nayyar?? sean hayes?? glozel?? ERIC ANDRÉ?? DAVEED DIGGS?? FUCKING RUPAUL??? ANDREW RANNELLS HIMSELF IS IN THIS AND NO ONE FUCKING TOLD ME??? WHAT THE FUCK GUYS??? SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL ME THIS SHIT SO I DON’T HAVE TO FIND OUT THROUGH RANDOMLY GOOGLING THE CAST OF A RANDOM FILM AND GETTING. THE SHOCK OF MY LIFETIME. so anyways pretty good cast

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

Pete's height is expandale to me. I think Ruth and Richie should be able to climb him like a tree. I also believe he should be a lot shorter than Steph. He can either be Nick Lang's or Joey Ritcher's height. Pete's height is whatever I want it to be. I can strech him like Putty then squish him

sorry the first one is soo. hadestown. how am i supposed to be normal about this

“you came” “you called” vs. “you called my name” “you came”

don’t fckung. do this to me. everything hurts.

If i drew enough reunion hugs in preparation, one of them had to be accurate! (4 of 6 is pretty good!)

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

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me: what the fuck is virgin northern european hair? is that like a norwegian person who doesn’t fuck? why does that matter?

me, an entire fucking 20 seconds later when i already had scrolled past: IT’S NOT DYED. IT’S HAIR THAT IS NOT DYED. IT IS HAIR THAT HAS NEVER PREVIOUSLY BEEN DYED. THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.

why did they ever even attempt to try and make another actor wear a white-blonde wig after orlando bloom in the lotr trilogy. don’t they understand that we peaked 20 years ago and everything else has looked like shit after that

was scrolling through a fight in the comments of a really not controversial at all post (but it was about trans people. so y’know). and the comments were as always being derailed by what-fucking-ever and someone was fighting over something, and one of them pulls out the “oh? well then explain to me why [some form of prejudice i don’t remember] is bad!” and the other person did

AND THEN

PERSON NUMBER ONE WAS JUST LIKE “oh okay, i can see how that’s bad actually, thank you for explaining”

AND PERSON NUMBER TWO WAS LIKE “thank you for open to new information! it can be really scary to confront prejudices, thanks for listening!”

tumblr dot com really is the finest hellsite the internet has to offer i have never seen someone learn from their mistakes on tiktok or be open to listening to others on twitter

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

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The darkness will spare my soul.

literally screaming at everybody “pete and ted can’t ever interact with each other, they’re played by the same actor : (“ DO YOU FORGET WHO WE’RE DEALING WITH HERE??

there are the insane quick changes of which we have: joey richter himself playing what i can only assume to be the entire population of independence (plus an ox) in one song:

and then, of course, the master himself, brosenthal, playing frankly 80% of the cast, but ESPECIALLY in this one scene. ONE SCENE:

“oh but joey left the scene for some of the quick changes in tto, he can’t do that if the spankoffski bros are supposed are supposed to have a conversation” FINE, the other option: just play two characters at once. which starkid has done before.

exhibit one, twisted. these two are not the same:

exhibit two, tgwdlm, a hatchetfield show. this already happened in a hatchefield show:

(also, it is two different characters, do not fight me on this. this scene is too confrontation from jekyll & hyde-coded to be the same character) SPEAKING off confrontation:

joey did already. play two different characters at once. i’m not here to argue the semantics or implications about personhood of saying confrontation and let it go has two different characters each, i’m just saying, acting-wise, there’s two distinctive characters in both songs. like. guys. absolutely joey could just simply play both of them simultaneously. they literally do this all the time. what’s your excuse now

canon

palestine masterpost-masterpost

i've been trying my best to collect a bunch of links to other, more structured resources about the genocide in gaza, and what you, reading this, can do about it, that i'm going to compile here.

DON'T SCROLL PAST. LOOK THROUGH THE LINKS. REBLOG.

less and less people are talking about gaza every day, but it is still a very real crisis.

education, donations, speaking out, global links (masterpost)

links to contextual articles

for americans - state/congressional contacts

how you can help palestine - donations, petitions, campaigns, upcoming protests (masterpost)

non-politically motivated charity links

canary mission

petitions and congressional contact (masterpost)

education, current news, taking action, direct action and donations, current protests (masterpost)

small monetary actions

2700 ebooks on israel and palestine, available for free

thorough article by storiesfromgaza, dated 10/30/23

targeted boycott + bds

how to find state/congressional contacts, bds, email template, donation links

sudan and congo

egypt, us/uk/canada/europe congressional contacts

direct links to help palestine

educate yourself (twitter links)

translating gaza (instagram link)

bds/targeted boycott information

compilation of palestine info and how to support it (masterpost), dated 10/28/23

latest info as of 11/3/23 and large amounts of immediate action to take (masterpost)

history of palestine and israel - articles, books, films, social media (masterpost)

socials to follow

journalists in north gaza

btselem

EVERYONE REMEMBER TO BOOP THE ARAB.ORG BUTTONS!!!!

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

there's a specific subset of fans who headcanon pete to have curtwen grandparents and while i see the vision it's a little funny like yeah my grandpa invented the computer my other grandpa is a world-famous spy who tried to stop him from doing that and almost killed him they've been married ever since. my dad sells women's shoes