and 2025 coming up š
I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like āwhatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with youā so he just raises him as normal, doesnāt even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the kingās murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.
OH MY GODS THIS IS PRICELESS
Best way to impress people that potentially could kill you- free tutorial from Aang
When you are told there is no WI Fi where you are staying
few days ago I saved a caterpillar that fell into a river. It grew overly attached to me and just kept climbing over my hands, refusing to my friend's hand. We named it Leo. Say hello to Leo
I just love Luca. He's insulting Vanitas while being so cheerful
I can't
This is so tumblr
We need to have a nomination forĀ āStupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believedā and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, Iām putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelledĀ āBerenstain Bearsā wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I canāt decide which is more beautiful. Itās why we need a vote.
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I deeply apologize for that. I actually have no idea what doing
I just wanna meet the whole Tumblr. Everybody seems insane, just like me š
A little TodoDeku something