For A Long Time, Even After Regulus First Started Attending Hogwarts And Acting Cold And Heartless, Sirius

Honestly if my ex, my one true soulmste, my "you drew stars around my scars", my "I love you like the moon loves the stars" married my younger COUSIN not even a YEAR after I DIED I would COME BACK JUST TO STOP THAT WEDDING CAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! THAT HOUSEHOLD WOULD BE HAUNTED AND ID BE THE PETTIEST GHOST

I am in Greece so I think we have discovered the root of the issue

I think the fact that it's pride month and a James Potter kinnie ISNT kissing me is extremely homophobic

During their first year James, Sirius and Peter noticed that Remus often didn't eat breakfast (he was tired and woke up just in time to get to class so he didnt have time) and he would get cranky and tired throughout the day, so one day James woke up extra early to get some toast, jam and peanut butter from the dinning haul and he left it next to Remus' bed for when he wakes up and when he did Remus started sobbing cause it was the first time he realised that someone (besides his parents) actually cares about him and his well being, something that he never thought he was worthy or capable of receiving. It hurt that they didn't know he was a werewolf yet because all he could think was that he was taking advantage of their kindness and that they wouldn't be this nice, they would be disgusted if they knew his true nature

The Marauders always prepare the most luxurious breakfast for Remus for the morning after a full moon. I'm talking crepes,croissants, pancakes, eggs, ham, beans, bacon, cereals. Remus doesn't even know where they find all that stuff (they begged the house elves in the kitchen)

Dorcas and Marlene both came out as lesbians around the same time. The result was that every sapphic at Hogwarts was having a FIELD TRIP. Ladies were fawning over them,writing love letters, sending gifts. Marlene and Dorcas because of their ridiculous rivalry (and sexual tension) with each other ended showing off whenever one of them got a confession or a conquest (yes, they were a little bit of a fuckgirls let them be). Both of them couldn't understand why this particular game of theirs annoyed them considerably more than the others, until at one party Marlene honest to God full on made out with a girl while locking eyes with Dorcas. THE SEXUAL TENSION COULD BE CUT WITH A KNIFE EVEN PETER WAS SWEATING AND HES ACE

Jame's bachelor party included him and the rest of the Marauders wearing the most stupid matching t-shirts,going to a bunch of pubs where they drunk their weight in alcohol and getting matching tattoos (the tatto artist almost threw them out because they wouldnt stop laughing). It ended up with all of them playing Twister in Remus and Sirius' apartment, Sirius whining to Remus about the fact that "we've been dating longer Remie, why haven't you proposed??" and them crying their eyes out while hugging each other."You're not gonna forget us, are you, Prongs?"" I could never Pads"

Noya is suuuper allergic to peanuts, something his team found out when he accidently ate a protein bar absolutely filled with peanuts, and they had to take him to the ER cause he was all swollen and red. Asaahi was almost hypervilating in the car cause he was that stressed while Tanaka was somehow calm enough to start taking pics of Noya, which he used as his actual wallpaper for a while. Since then noone brings anything that contains even the slightest amount of peanut around Noya because they just don't trust him tbh

James once lost his glasses and when he went to kiss his beautiful boyfriend he ended up kissing said boyfriend's brother. Remus was extremely nonchalant, Sirius was freaking out ("Moony I promise it meant NOTHING" "Pads I fucking know") and Regulus almost murdered both James and his brother. He also refused to kiss James until he brushed his teeth for 5 minutes straight while he was staring daggers at him, because "I'm not kissing lips that have previously KISSED MY BROTHER that's basically an indirect kiss and this family isnt about the incest anymore". James almost cried

Sorry, bbg, I would sleep over, but unfortunately, I don't have my dinosaur plushie

Remus let Lily paint his nails once during the 5th year, and since then, he got absolutely obsessed with how they looked, so now he always has them painted. He tries different colours and designs, but he always ends up going back to the same old black nails and ring combo (Sirius finds it super attractive)