It Doesn't MATTER If There Is A WEIRD ELLIPSE In The TOXIC WIZARD YAOI Novel I Am Writing For FUN. IT'S

I don't need a sugar daddy I need a very rich excentric person to have a fleeting but powerful fancy in my art so they give me a ton of money and when they go on to become a notorious historical figure I am but a footnote on their Wikipedia article saying we had a passionate friendship and maybe a scandalous affair, and weather or not we did hook up is hotly debated amongst scholars.

Gratuitously evil spells for villains to learn

Mordenkainen's Highly Problematic Political Opinions

Spell that causes someone to experience the entirety of The Big Bang Theory in 6 seconds

Spell that causes a needlessly painful death. It figures out the maximum amount of pain it's ethically permissible to inflict based on context and inflicts twice that much on purpose

Fireball but it expands the area of effect to specifically hit all your teammates.

Mildly Upset Person.

Disintegrate but it bestows any object it hits with full human sapience just before the ray hits.

Locate Object but every time you cast it, it kicks a random guy in the nuts for no good reason.

Hellish Rebuke but it hits anyone who isn't attacking you.

Ray of Deforestation

Transmute Food To Food That's Produced Unsustainably And Using Unethical Labor Practices

Nullify Union

love the scene in book 3 of the iliad where helen and priam are looking out over the battlefield and priam asks helen who that short king breasting boobily across the battlefield is

Obsessed with the implications of Odysseus never forgiving Palamedes for making him take part in this war. He commits more atrocities for victory than nearly anybody else.

He leads Iphigenia to the alter, he convinces Achilles to lead the slaughter, he creates the horse to sack the city, he throws Astyanax from the walls, he gives Polyxena to Neoptolemus,

and he doesn't even want to be there. He's not fighting to win; he's fighting to leave.

So writers joke a lot about "drinking the tears of our readers", but I want to be so honest with you when I tell you that making you cry isn't our real goal. Making you feel is.

Kicking your feet? Giggling? Can't stop smiling? And yes, crying? Feeling anything, everything. That's our goal. That means we did The Job.

for you and your warped reflection

College : don't worry this is going to be so easy just follow the class schedule

The class schedule : so here's a list of dates with titles attached to them. Some dates have hours. Most don't. No title matches any of the classes on the official sheet. Each class could be on any of the three different campuses and 5 partner institutions that work with the college. There are also secret classes that weren't mentioned in this email. FOLLOW MEEEEEEE!!

does everyone like my wizard idea

Today on things I wish I could actually say in my masters dissertation :

The religious texts sound weird because they are full of references like and then THIS GUY! showed up, and THIS GUY! is clearly super important, because he is hyped up for a full paragraph but then you get absolutely no detail on THIS GUY! it's just, And then it was HIM, wink wink. You know. HIM. THIS GUY WE DEFINITELY ALL KNOW ABOUT.

Can we and by that I mean can trans allies stop assuming people’s transition goals please???

My trans to do list looks like 1) get hairier 2) dress like I’m in a fantasy cartoon 3) sleep in grey sweatpants and no shirt on. Enough with the fitness advice.