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A Wooly Mammoth Valentine

*rolls eyes 6v6 version*

i cant resist a detective character what can i say

Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

Do y’all wanna hear about some absolutely crazy shit going down in the birding world right now

These two

My mom has a garden and during the season will both drop vegetables off at my front door and have me come over to pick veggies from her garden.

And she will send me the angriest messages if I don't go into her garden and take stuff. She has so much extra food than she knows what to do with, and I end up with more food than I can reasonably consume.

But also we both love squash so this is both a blessing and a curse

my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini

These two