Saw This Post And Immediately Thought Of Them. Sorry

We all owe Daniel Molloy so much for spawning the entire Vampire Chronicles saga because he was so catastrophically horny he went to a second location with a guy who claimed to be a vampire.

Some things I think about a lot:

Bill saying if Arthur’s hair grows any longer he'll have to put a dress on him

Bill being tied up in that way when Arthur saves him from bounty hunters

Lenny getting praised by Bill

Karen saying Arthur is more kissable without the beard

One of the girls (I THINK IT'S SADIE) suggesting Arthur wear pig tails when his hair is long

Micah making himself crack up calling Arthur Santa Claus

Javier sitting there while Bill gushes about how scary he was that one time

All of Hosea and Dutch's camp interactions

Abigail telling Molly that she understands ("Unfortunately, I do")

John rejecting Jack wanting to play, and in chp 6 actively playing with him

Pearson's interaction with Mary-Beth

Tilly and Mary-Beth's friendship

Trelawny

When Dutch and Grimshaw dance

Karen "I'll scratch your eyes out before my coffee" Jones and Charles just accepting that

Uncle

I absolutely love stranger quests bc wdym the gang is on the verge of collapse, being chased by pinkertons, their found family is dying and falling apart, and then there's Arthur is on the other side of the country chasing a lion and recreating frankenstein.

how life feels when theres not a male rdr2 fan talking in your ear about how micah is the best character and how his arthur has lowest honor while also having the most atrocious hair/beard style for arthur and the ugliest outfit u could get (he also harasses all the female npcs & didnt help mary or sadie in their missions 😔)

loving the 'Yes king fuck that old man' energy that the fanbase is bringing to armand/daniel but my main issue with it is that people are calling daniel the old man. if anyone is the old man here it's armand. what is this 60 year old man doing with a guy ten times his age.

Uhhh the turning, or something, listen i just think Daniel has bitten Armand back when he was trying to murder him 👍

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

*ao3 taking too long to load*

*sighs*

*opens tumblr*

The only reason I can get behind RDR3 being about the early days of the gang is because I would kill to see what type of menace young Arthur and Hosea were

Interview with the Vampire / 2.06 Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light