Season 1 Claudia Doodles

I absolutely love stranger quests bc wdym the gang is on the verge of collapse, being chased by pinkertons, their found family is dying and falling apart, and then there's Arthur is on the other side of the country chasing a lion and recreating frankenstein.

imagine being real rashid and you work for these weird gay vampires and one day they come to you like hey rashid we're gonna give you a little holiday! armand will take over your duties for the time being, for a cool disguise during my interview, not a kink thing :) and you're like okay these are my weird gay vampire bosses so it probably is a kink thing but who am i to judge. and then you find out they are roleplaying this weird exhibitionist slash master/servant scene with your own real actual government name. fuck interview with the vampire, interview with rashid WHEN??

Maître

Partners for life 🤝🏳️‍🌈

My wife (ao3) lying in her hospital bed (down for maintenance) as I hold her hand lovingly, waiting for the moment she wakes again (waiting for ao3 to go back up).

I've been a third all my life. Not saying that to fight, just saying that it's true. I feel like I get to pick one thing for myself, and it's her. A weird white lady I met by happenstance.

lbf has given me the so-called ick seven times, i have borderline cyber bullied him on tumblr with everyone + used him as a human niche white boy shield for our shared morrissey appreciation, and generally would have not considered him a man i’d go to war for so imagine my surprise when i saw a comment of genuine lbf disdain today and was suddenly filled with the rage of a thousand riots and arsons

very much enjoying watching my friend play disco elysium for my first experience of the game

genius piece of dialogue. i think about this one a couple times a week at least surely