putridherb - The Fruity Alchemist
The Fruity Alchemist

Rusty-21 he/him 🐙 old AND fat men enthusiast 🤩 #1 Man lover 🤠

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3 months ago

Im extremely not sober at the moment. Idk why I felt the need to come on and say it as I feel like I am being incredibly coherent, I am not. When I get high I feel like I either turn into fucking Shakespeare or I'm like.

....mostly the latter with the most UNGODLY art ideas. I've been meaning to post but I'm not entirely sure people like what I've got to share.

As I'm watching this stupid clip over and over again as I go to post it, i feel Knubbler disgustingly wriggling his way into my heart. Get out you old fuck. 💔


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3 months ago

This is so friggin cool dood 😸

3 months ago

Drawing idea!!

*context*

Toki drags Skwisgaar outside to "play" with the wolves, which just involves Toki throwing meat at them and giving them little scritches and affection (aww)

HOWEVER, a skunk appears, and Skwisgaar notices it first, and Toki, who [according to the internet Skunks are NOT native to Norway(feel free to fact check me!!!)] Has not come across one, and goes to pet it as well as it approaches him rather curiously. (They're pretty harmless, just stinky :P) Skwisgaar yells at Toki to back away, scaring the poor little thing while Confusing tf out of Toki, Skwisgaar goes to drag toki away and they both get sprayed :(((

[Actual sketch]

they're both forced to take a very bubbly bubble bath. Skwisgaar is very pissed!! And Toki is VERY HAPPY, enjoying his lil bubble bath. Maybe with a Lil rubber ducky too!!

Bonus

(Mama) pickles to the rescue, and maybeeeeee he's scrubbing Tokis hair with a little "damn yoo guys stink.." ???

Extra bonus: Toki ragging on Murderface(after his bath) innocently by stating [with a giggle,] that they almost smelled as bad as him.

And Murderface is like;

"I didn't even do nothin bro-" Moiderface probably


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3 months ago

Alright, I drew dethklok pregnant who wants to see 💀💀 i am both extremely ashamed and both unapologetically unashamed at the same time, I came up with little headcannons while drawing, so I had a good time LMAO would anyone want to see LOL?

Interact with this post if ya do... 🐱

(Im probably gonna post it anyway jajaja but let me know!!)


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3 months ago

Gonna be uploading some sketches. Excuse the quality.

I've got more don't you worry, i also DID start lining and coloring it so you'll see that at somepoint. :)

Headcannon!? I like drawing toki with dimples, he's just such a cutie pie he HAS to have em

Sweet feature for a (mildly) sweet boy. Oh, how I'd I shake him like a maraca..

Yes I gave him little piercings (blanking on what they're called) he is very cute with themmmm

Gonna Be Uploading Some Sketches. Excuse The Quality.

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3 months ago

Oh em geeeee I'm glad you like itttttt eeeeeeeeeee, mf is such a cutie pie 🥹

Rough Sketches Of William, Ignore The Hands, I'm Trying My Best :((( I Hope That This Is Satisfactory
Rough Sketches Of William, Ignore The Hands, I'm Trying My Best :((( I Hope That This Is Satisfactory
Rough Sketches Of William, Ignore The Hands, I'm Trying My Best :((( I Hope That This Is Satisfactory

Rough sketches of william, ignore the hands, I'm trying my best :((( i hope that this is satisfactory I promise it'll look somewhat better at somepoint.

Still looking for ideas if Yall wanna leave some :3

3 months ago
Rough Sketches Of William, Ignore The Hands, I'm Trying My Best :((( I Hope That This Is Satisfactory
Rough Sketches Of William, Ignore The Hands, I'm Trying My Best :((( I Hope That This Is Satisfactory
Rough Sketches Of William, Ignore The Hands, I'm Trying My Best :((( I Hope That This Is Satisfactory

Rough sketches of william, ignore the hands, I'm trying my best :((( i hope that this is satisfactory I promise it'll look somewhat better at somepoint.

Still looking for ideas if Yall wanna leave some :3


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3 months ago

Ou my sweet baby girl 🙏🏽💕

He needs more showers...

Murderface choking on bleach moodboard

Murderface Choking On Bleach Moodboard
Murderface Choking On Bleach Moodboard
Murderface Choking On Bleach Moodboard
Murderface Choking On Bleach Moodboard
Murderface Choking On Bleach Moodboard
Murderface Choking On Bleach Moodboard
Murderface Choking On Bleach Moodboard
Murderface Choking On Bleach Moodboard
Murderface Choking On Bleach Moodboard

Bonus:

Murderface Choking On Bleach Moodboard
3 months ago
Take Care Of Yourselves Everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈

Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈

3 months ago

BAHAH FAT PICEKL I WANNA DRAW FAT PICKEL HAHAHA

putridherb - The Fruity Alchemist
putridherb - The Fruity Alchemist
3 months ago

METALOCALYPSE FANS! GIVE ME IDEAS TO SKETCH! ILL POST ROUGH SKETCH AND THEN LINE AND COLOR LATER!!

Radaradarada radardarada

METALOCALYPSE FANS! GIVE ME IDEAS TO SKETCH! ILL POST ROUGH SKETCH AND THEN LINE AND COLOR LATER!!

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3 months ago

Nga this u?

Nga This U?

I hate romance stories between dragon and a human and the dragon turns into a human for sexy stuff or romantic stuff. Like. No. Change back. Why the fuck you romancing a dragon if you only wanna bang it as a human. Fucking faker. Get out. How dare you


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3 months ago

Hey yall, do yall wanna see more content about that Murderface x ( a certain dethklok member)? I made some more art for it this morning and wanna see if anyone's interested in seeing more?


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3 months ago

Just realized polls are a thing I can do. Back to a previous post that is now deleted..

Just Realized Polls Are A Thing I Can Do. Back To A Previous Post That Is Now Deleted..

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3 months ago

He is my transition goalz fr. I wanna be built like him so bad its not funny

Swearnet Movie JP
Swearnet Movie JP
Swearnet Movie JP

Swearnet movie JP

3 months ago
Ts My Poor Friends Put Up With 💔 I'm Sorry (not) God I Need An Outlet For My Love For Dethklok..

Ts my poor friends put up with 💔 I'm sorry (not) god I need an outlet for my love for dethklok..

Specifically william murderface.

Mostly murderface.

Murderface only..

Hngh...

I want to hug him so bad :(

I also need to point out i am NOT fat shaming him. My god, i love fat men/women deeply. He is fat, and that is that, I will call him a fatty because that's what he is, but not in like a mean way. I just feel like I HAVE to clarify i am NOT shaming his body type and / or the body type i draw him with. He is beautiful. Bigger bodies ARE beautiful.

My god I need to sleep I have work in a few hours.


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3 months ago

I LOVE LOVE LOVE this random little artstyle I created inspired by the freak brothers and kilroy. Not sure if that's a tasteful thing to say. . .

Anyhow.

I'm still learning how to use layers and colours on ibispaint. My fingers are getting "muscular" now cus I use my phone to do digital lineart and colour in my doodlies.

Here are a couple versions including the og which got smudged cus i hit a blinker and spat on the paper while coughing my lungs out :(

I LOVE LOVE LOVE This Random Little Artstyle I Created Inspired By The Freak Brothers And Kilroy. Not
I LOVE LOVE LOVE This Random Little Artstyle I Created Inspired By The Freak Brothers And Kilroy. Not
I LOVE LOVE LOVE This Random Little Artstyle I Created Inspired By The Freak Brothers And Kilroy. Not
I LOVE LOVE LOVE This Random Little Artstyle I Created Inspired By The Freak Brothers And Kilroy. Not

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3 months ago

In relation to my previous post where I mentioned a fanfiction I'm workshopping between Murderface and another dethklok member (not saying who!) I present to you a crying Murderface.

I think i will try to post more content pertaining to the fanfic as I'm enjoying drafting it, and I'd like to see if people would be interested in it. I've never EVER posted a fanfic in my life, and I'm feeling anxious about making it public. It is a mostly safe for work read, where the only nsfw scene can be easily reworked into a sfw scene, and it could still make sense.

Anyways as promised here is an incredibly unfinished sketch of a scene in my fanfic. I hope you enjoy, and let me know if you guys wanna see more content relating to it 🐌

In Relation To My Previous Post Where I Mentioned A Fanfiction I'm Workshopping Between Murderface And

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3 months ago

I'm not sure if I'm going to post the finished product. The sketch wasn't fully finished, but I have it in ibispaint where I'm ATTEMPTING to clean it up and finish it.

Ig it's a headcannon, but i feel like murderface snorts when he laughs :] he's just that kind of cutie pie..

Anyways here's a little teaser I suppose.

A drunken murderface laughing and snorting. :P

I mostly drew it because I finished drafting (a basic overlook) of a fanfiction between him and another dethklok member, that ended in Murderface being heartbroken, "funnily" enough it was NOT his first heartbreak in the story, and I felt like i should draw him happy because I practically tortured him.

I'm Not Sure If I'm Going To Post The Finished Product. The Sketch Wasn't Fully Finished, But I Have

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3 months ago

God I LOVE selfshippers

Like Yes gworllllll

Get YO MANZ

*sassy snap*


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3 months ago

Whenever I see someone draw william murderface chunky/chubby/fat, whatever you wanna say, I take it as a personal challenge to draw him fatter.

God I love fat men 🖤🫶


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3 months ago

Fun fact:

I can NOT fully watch the metalocalypse intro because of the flashing lights. The beginning of the intro is mild and does irritate a bit, but the red flashing lights is where my brain short circuits :(


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3 months ago
Is This Anything

Is this anything

3 months ago

I LOVE MURDERFACE SO MUCH 💔

I Have No Clue What To Post GIVE ME IDEASSSS!!!’

i have no clue what to post GIVE ME IDEASSSS!!!’

3 months ago
Fatty Mcfatfat!!!
Fatty Mcfatfat!!!

Fatty mcfatfat!!!

Ugh what a delightfully chubby man I just WISH I COULD UGRHHHH.

He's so wonderful, here's a little murderface for u guys :))


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3 months ago
I Watched That Horse Movie Just So I Could Capture These Gay Lumberjacks??? (part One Of Like, Four?)
I Watched That Horse Movie Just So I Could Capture These Gay Lumberjacks??? (part One Of Like, Four?)
I Watched That Horse Movie Just So I Could Capture These Gay Lumberjacks??? (part One Of Like, Four?)

i watched that horse movie Just so i could capture these gay lumberjacks??? (part one of like, four?)

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