putridherb - The Fruity Alchemist
The Fruity Alchemist

Rusty-21 he/him πŸ™ old AND fat men enthusiast 🀩 #1 Man lover 🀠

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2 months ago

FUCKING KISS HIM GOD DAMMIT FUCKING KISS HIM HES RIGHT THERE KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH FUCKING PUT YOUR LIPS ON HIS LIPS THEY ARE RIGHT THERE YEW STUPID FUCK

KISS HIMMMMMMMMMMM‼️‼️‼️

FUCKING KISS HIM GOD DAMMIT FUCKING KISS HIM HES RIGHT THERE KISS HIM ON THE MOUTH FUCKING PUT YOUR LIPS

why did they do that. ok. why. hello. zero straight explanation and everyone knows it. can you guys just fuck each other already. jesus.


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2 months ago

DEAR GOD HE IS SO FUCKING PATHETIC JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A GODDAMN CHEWED UP SHAT ON TOOTHPICK CAN YOU JUST AGRHAGRGHAGRGAHFRGAGGRGA

(it's part of his charm tbh.. Though if I'm honest I have the ol "i can fix him" Toxic personalit trait, and thats partially why I love him so dearly because it's like I SWEAR I CAN CLEAN HIM UP AND MAKE HIM A RESPECTABLE FUNCTIONING MEMBER OF SOCIETY)


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2 months ago

U DIDNT EVEN STAND A CHANCEEEEEEEEEEE DONT EVENNN STARTTTTTTTTTTTπŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

GET UR ASS BACK TO YOUR FANS MURDERFAG THE SELFSHIPPERS ARE LOOKING FOR YEW

He's so fucking funny omfg


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2 months ago

God I love Knubbler X Murderface and Toki X Murderface so bad I can't decide which one i like more they are both so cute and ugh I love the idea of Murderface being happy with either of them because he deserves to be loved :(((( I've made art for both Dickface and Murdertooth and as of typing this I'm continuing to work on making more of BOTH ships.

If anyone has any prompts or anything for either of those ships let me know! I enjoy drawing all three of them so deeply.

Especially Knubbler and Murderface, they are so much fun to draw ugggggghhhhh!!!!

God I Love Knubbler X Murderface And Toki X Murderface So Bad I Can't Decide Which One I Like More They

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2 months ago

DO A BLINKER.

DO A BLINKER RIGHT FUCKING NEEEEOWWWWWWWWWW!!


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2 months ago
Grhrhrhgrgrg

Grhrhrhgrgrg

Ihopenoonesdonethisyet


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2 months ago

Murderfaces ears get red when he's embarrassed and, or blushing. That is all.

Murderfaces Ears Get Red When He's Embarrassed And, Or Blushing. That Is All.

Oh have this too ig 3:^)


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2 months ago
Holy Ravioli

Holy ravioli

that's sauce as hell

Thank you guys for liking my stuff :D

2 months ago

I thought i posted this, ig not...??? Stolen from my tikky tok

Anyways william murderface in that 1 episode


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2 months ago

This is so beautyful man... liekkkkkk woweewwwwwwww πŸ₯Ή

Day 15 Post AOTD

Day 15 post AOTD

2 months ago
The Night I Made This Post I Already Had The Sketch Made. Not Done And Not Great But Perhaps I'll Do

The night I made this post i already had the sketch made. Not done and not great but perhaps I'll do something with it in the future

The Night I Made This Post I Already Had The Sketch Made. Not Done And Not Great But Perhaps I'll Do

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2 months ago
Ngl Thought This Said Queef Off.

Ngl thought this said queef off.

Honestlyitfits


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2 months ago

Sketchinnnnn

Sketchinnnnn

Skwissy my beloved.

I love how wildly inconsistent my art style is it makes me happy each time. C:

Icompletelyunderstandhisattractiontotheolderladiezcusmetooskwismetooskiws


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2 months ago

I AM IN THE BATHROOM AT WORK AND SOMEONE IN THE STALL NEXT TO ME KEEPS MOANING AND BREATHING HELLA LOUD WHILE USING THE BATHROOM LIKE PLEASE IM RITE NEXT TO YOU WHY ARE MOANING WHILE TAKING A PISZ ????????????


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2 months ago

I HAVE been sketching.

Ik it's kinda blurry but this is about how many pages, filled (back to back) with metalocalypse sketches, some uploaded, most not.

I HAVE Been Sketching.

E


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2 months ago

Has someone already done this??

Has Someone Already Done This??

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2 months ago

Lil sketch tease ig

Fem toki wartooth lovers unite!!!!!!

Lil Sketch Tease Ig

I hope yew guys liek it


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2 months ago

Charles can ABSOLUTELY breakdance ifdgaf if that's not realistic or not. At somepoint that nga definitely knew how to.

Charles Can ABSOLUTELY Breakdance Ifdgaf If That's Not Realistic Or Not. At Somepoint That Nga Definitely

"Guys, I can get down with it. I can get jiggy with it, perhaps ah you could say I'm busting it down, uh sexual style"


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2 months ago

These r 2 kyuteee aaa omgggggg

Ignoreeee These Being Late But FIRST TUMBLR POST πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€ So Yeah I’m Here Now
Ignoreeee These Being Late But FIRST TUMBLR POST πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€ So Yeah I’m Here Now
Ignoreeee These Being Late But FIRST TUMBLR POST πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€ So Yeah I’m Here Now
Ignoreeee These Being Late But FIRST TUMBLR POST πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€ So Yeah I’m Here Now
Ignoreeee These Being Late But FIRST TUMBLR POST πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€ So Yeah I’m Here Now
Ignoreeee These Being Late But FIRST TUMBLR POST πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€ So Yeah I’m Here Now
Ignoreeee These Being Late But FIRST TUMBLR POST πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€ So Yeah I’m Here Now

ignoreeee these being late but FIRST TUMBLR POST πŸ™€πŸ™€πŸ™€ so yeah I’m here now

2 months ago

North America core πŸ’” it sucks out here..

putridherb - The Fruity Alchemist
2 months ago

That damn smirk...

That Damn Smirk...

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2 months ago

My boyfriend in his sleep sat up and said "don't give me any position of power" and then laid back down and snored.

What do i do?? Should- should I be scared??

2 months ago

Blasphemy! Look at that kittie he din do nothing wrong :(((

I Wonder Who Is The Culprit
I Wonder Who Is The Culprit

I wonder who is the culprit

2 months ago

I love dick so much πŸ’”

putridherb - The Fruity Alchemist
2 months ago

MF DOOMs' MM FOOD! album cover but instead of Daniel Dumille, you get william Murderfaces' fat Self. Yes??? No?? Interact for yes and ignore for no :3


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3 months ago

He is such a gorgeous bastard I just wanna smooch him!

Clean Shaven/non-goatee JP Is Low Key A Jump Scare But He Handsome None The Less
Clean Shaven/non-goatee JP Is Low Key A Jump Scare But He Handsome None The Less
Clean Shaven/non-goatee JP Is Low Key A Jump Scare But He Handsome None The Less
Clean Shaven/non-goatee JP Is Low Key A Jump Scare But He Handsome None The Less

Clean shaven/non-goatee JP is low key a jump scare but he handsome none the less


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3 months ago

Relatable πŸ’”

πŸ₯’βŒπŸ˜«

πŸ₯’βŒπŸ˜«

3 months ago

Supa KA-YUTEEE‼️

They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now
They're Pretty Princesses Now

They're pretty princesses now

I think I was just a little bored in school today

3 months ago

AHHHHH THIS IS SO KA-YUTEβ€ΌοΈπŸ’•

This took me 3 days 😭

This Took Me 3 Days 😭
This Took Me 3 Days 😭
This Took Me 3 Days 😭
This Took Me 3 Days 😭

This is after Toki was rescued in the Doomstar Requiem but before the concert in the Doomstar Requiem (does that make sense?..)

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