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I imagine if they were hanging out. MF would be slurring and calling Randy gay like A LOT because like he IS(bi) but like, Randy would grow so sick of it, and that man can DEF smell another gay man; so he would definitely turn around and be like you know what YOU ARE GAY and List of a few reasons why MF is clearly gay, and that he's clearly repressed.

"It's ok to come out of the closet man, you don't have to hide your true self" and then like walk away leaving Murderface mortified.

"I am NOT repressched!! I am NOT GAY!!"

GOOOD MORNING TRAILER PARK BOY FANS. HI HELLO I ALSO LOVE THE TRAILER PARK BOYS TOOOOOOOOOOOOO and I'm here to bastardize it. I cannot be stopped

I know he sucks a lot, but like here is some friggin Randy appreciation. I think he's very pretty too. :)

And i bet he makes such a banging burger like I REALLY want to eat one of his burgers so badly 😥I'm hungry rn just thinking about it

Man what i wouldn't do to get high as fuck and eat cheeseburgers with him. That would be pretty cool.

I am drunk, i will admit. But holy shit o my oh dear old people are so hot. I understand skwisgaars attraction to the older ladies 100000000000000% percent. There is just something so beautiful about old age. I don't mean this in a fetish way i just mean old age can be and IS so beautiful, and I feel like no one i know understands that. I haven't met someone who understands how beautiful aged people are. Grey hair, wrinkles, sun spots all of it is so beautiful.

Like..

You have greying hair?? That is so fucking cool you've lived long enough to have that happen.

Wrinkles?? That's fucking epic. Smile lines?? My god you've been happy in your life and you have proof you lived happily.

Sun spots?? Ok cool, idc they look pretty epic too.

They can have such beautiful soulful eyes. My god. And their advice is so comforting and warm

Id believe an elder telling me it's going to ok rather than someone my own age saying "you're going to be ok" because like if you're my age how the FUCK do you know it's gonna be ok?? The mf who's 50+ can tell me it's gonna be ok and I'd believe them over you ANYDAY of the week. My god are their voices so gentle and warm too. Like. Oh my god.

Someone pleazeeeeeeee

Unfertsand that lime i dont know lkke understand thag like lld people are HOT wnd im tired of acting lime they are NOT.

Can we as a society PLEASE stop caring about "looking old?" Whats wrong with that!!!??? They are so beautiful too...

I love men that are old. Women too.

But mostly old/older men. I mean my god i am dating a man an ENTIRE decade older than me. And whike tht might not seem lime a lot, he hjmself is starting to zhow signs of aging, and it is so AWESOME. Like HELL YEAH!!

He is getting grey hair and its like YES YES YES YES YES. You are SO fine and that grey hair looks amazing on you. Please stop pulling those little grey hairs out. They are BEAUTY-FUL on your head!!!!...

Im xrawinf a naked knubbler rjght now.. thats why im mking this post moslty. Cus old is hot.

Edit; I will probbaly post it. Becqhse i acrhally really lime how it is turning ojt

Old age is beautifyl, and im tired of peeople acting like its ugly or that people lose value as they age and enter the grey hair era.

Sam3 goes with fat guys... have you ever CUDDLED a fat man??? GOD its the best thjng in the world they are LEGIT so soft. They usually have snacks and they alwyas take suchhhh good care of you... fat men are usually so zweet.. eztra fat is so cute.

Like awww i caj squish more of you 🥹 i can love more of you, tbere is MORE of yoy for me to love ajd care for. Agaij NOT sayijg this in a fet8sh kink qay, i just adore large full figures. All body types are beautiful, but i always gice eztra love and attwntion to fat and old.men. and i think that sums up who i am pretty well.. i think it syms up this blog rhinf or qbag eer.

Men suck but theyre also so beautiful...

Does ANYONE headcanon Dick Knubbler as trans??? ANYONE???

Cus like sometimes I'm like HAHAH TRANS BEAM RAY LOCKED ON TARGET AND LIKE.

Does anyone else fw this headcanon????

I just gotta know man.

For my trailer park boys fans, nsfw ish question

Do you think they can shake ass?? Be real, do you think ANY of the men in that show can shake ass???

If so who do you think is the best at it?

Please somebody

Somebody

Lawd

Help

Majority of the men on this list are FINE. URGh..

Imma say Julian and Randy can probably shake the most ass. Just if I'm honest.

But like, what do YOU think.

Randy knows how to throw it back. No way he don't. He gaeeyyyyyyyy, homo!!!

Roger save me please I'm beggin lawd 🙏🏽

Ricky julian AND bubbles are ALL SO fine.

I love men so much. I am such a fag oh my god. I am such a faggot, I am a man kisser I love men i love men so much oh my goodness I love men i love men!!!! MEN!!! AHRHRHRHRHHRHRGGHH

JUST LOOK AT THEM OH MY FUCKING GOD

And they're all FUCKING HILARIOUS TOO LIKE??

Drawing Murderface, but I gave him a silk press.

I feel evil lowkey

NSFW Headcanon???

I just KNOW Knubbler loves murderfaces fat murdertitties. And you KNOW he has em.

But he's definitely more of an ass man. Yk??

Looking at my fanart... I think I draw murderface too cutesy.. he's not really an ugly character imo, but I feel like I might have made him too pretty? Idk but it's making me question posting it. :(

Two unfinished sketches, I was trying something new cus i didn't like how the eyes were turning out I kept them very basic. Also was inspired by lots of other fanarts I've seen :3

First one is him receiving flowers from Toki

Second is supposed to be him being flustered over receiving a gift but I never completed it and don't plan on it anytime soon.

Hnnghh...

Some memes i made while off my rocks for my gc

Why do abusers randomly decide to be good people one day? Why couldnt you always be this way?

DICK KNUBBLER WOULD BE A PELICAN IF HE WAS A BIRD

DO YOU SEE IT TOO???

KNUBBLER

DOES ANYONE SEE MY VISION!!???!!!!

KNUBBLER AND MURDERFACE???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL REAL!!!!

Made this on shuffles earlier

I FINALLY figured out how to add a bio jesus christ I feel so fucking old.

HES AIRING HIS COOCHIE OUT‼️‼️‼️‼️ STOP HIM!!! CLOZE YOUR LEGZ YOU SLUT!!!

OH WAIT- YOU GOTTS GET BITCHES TO BE A SLUT!!! AND U AINT GOT ANYYYYYYY!!!!

Sorry not sorry but like-

Knubbler is SO fine. Look at that SCRUMPTIOUS OLD MAN.

ABSOLUTELY DELECTABLE.

I swear to GAWD...

Must make DICK CONTENT RUGAGRHAGGRHAHVRHAVRVAGHR

I LOVE OLD MENNNNN AHHHHHHHGGGHHGGHHGGG

KNUBBLER TO THE FRONT PLEASE!!

KNUBBLERRRRRRRRRRERRR KNUBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AGRHRHRHRHHRHRHRHEHRHRH

I just wanna twirl his hair and poke his schnoz.

And then strangle him. Lovingly, of course (not in a kink way. I just have severe cuteness aggression)

APOLOGIES FOR THE LAST POST ILL MAKE JT UP TO YOU GUYS ARHSGHSHRH

I PRESENT

METALOCALYPSE KIWIS

IM ACTUALLY PISSED BECAUSE I USED A REFERENCE FOR MOST OF THEM EXCEPT KNUBBLER ABIGAIL CHARLES MAGNUS AND SETH AND THEY LOOK SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER UGRHRHRHRHHR

I'll line and colour this at somepoint but I hope yall like it

I usually wouldn't draw seth or magnus because they pmo but I know people like them so ya :3

So I don't remember what happened the other night but I made a list ranking on which dethklok member I feel I could effectively beat the fuck out of, 1-5, 5 being i absolutely would get clobbered and i felt like sharing it.

Forgive me i was not sober making this

I SWEAR I LOVE DETHKLOK GUYS I JUST GET EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE ABOUT THE THINGS I LOVE 😭😭

IRDK WHY I MADE THIS BUT ITS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE

Currently drawing dethklok as kiwis

Did @littlegardenofhorrors cook be honest..

STOP MOVING LIKE THAT YOU STUPID... FUCK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ (LOVE YEW)

QUALITY DIED IM SORRY

I have severe cuteness aggression and would absolutely smother the fuck out of him

I made some fanart of Dickface/Murdertooth, but Dick and Toki are both Murderfaces' BD, and they both have 1 kid with him. I have no idea what drove me to draw it, but I did.

Im sorry, metalocalypse fans, but whenever I see a grown man, I must draw him pregnant. Not for nefarious purposes, but just because men being pregnant feels right.

My philosophy;

Interact if I should post i pinky promise for real guys I will post it

Lmk

OH MY GAED I LOVE ISOPOD!!!

Some Toki Filler. I've got stuff I've got to clean up, and I promise to post fanart soon, but take this for now.

Original

If Murderfaces' mom hadn't been murdered he absolutely would have been a mamas boy, and no one can tell me otherwise.

WAWAWAWWAWAWAW THIS IS SOOO COOOOOLLLL EEEEEEE

Dethentines 2024 Day 1: "OTP after Army of the Doomstar"

“Skwisgaar is completely broken after the events of the movie. He cant do the “will they, wont they” charade anymore and needs to find out if all his feelings are reciprocated or not.

Admitting this all in private, hearing a raw, endless flow of emotions and watching Skwisgaar break down in front of him, Murderface knows exactly what the guitarist is trying to say. He’s ready to push past his fear and take the biggest risk of his life by verbalizing the word he hears intertwined throughout Skwisgaar’s confession.”

REJOICE it is complete. This is the first kiss the two share after a slow burn spanning the entire series. I put so much love into representing emotions through the colors and the purpose behind all the flowers, there’s so much to them that I am yet to depict.

Some details about the flowers:

the bleeding hearts (upper left) represent unconditional love.

red roses obviously mean passion.

pink camellia mean longing for someone.

the yellow primrose is also the sacred flower of the norse god of love, Freya, it symbolizes resurrection and being unable to live without that person.

the purple anenome are protection from evil. they appear in the love story of Venus and Adonis, some versions are grown from her tears as she cried over his body, and another version is its growth from his seeping blood. Murderface plays the role of Adonis because he doesnt realize that Venus loves him beyond the flesh, and Skwisgaar as Venus is yet to confess.

I hope you all like it, I took more time than I'd anticipated, but Skwisface is extremely special to me and I wanted to make something just as big.

MOVIE SPOILERS VERSION UNDER THE CUT ⤵️

Me to william during that scene;