putridherb - The Fruity Alchemist

putridherb

The Fruity Alchemist

Rusty-21 he/him πŸ™ old AND fat men enthusiast 🀩 #1 Man lover 🀠

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putridherb
1 month ago

HAHHA 22 YEARS OLD TODAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME AND... I CAN DOODLE AGAIN??? GONNA TRY AND UPLOAD B4 I LEAVE TO PARTY FOR THE DAY


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putridherb
1 month ago

I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO DRAW FOR SEVERAL DAYS EVERYTHING IM MAKING LOOKS HORRIBLE IM SO ANGRY OH MY GOD I SEE THE VISION OF EVERYTHING I AM TRYING TO CRRATE BUT EVERY GODDAMN TIME I PICK UP THE PNCIL ARGHHHHHHHH

I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO DRAW FOR SEVERAL DAYS EVERYTHING IM MAKING LOOKS HORRIBLE IM SO ANGRY OH MY GOD
putridherb
1 month ago

Linda belcher ✨️

Linda Haters Are My Enemies, This Is Literally How She Looks At Her Children

linda haters are my enemies, this is literally how she looks at her children


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putridherb
1 month ago

I am going to open that ask box thingy if anyone has some quick drawing ideas or would like to just say something, it can be metalocalypse or trailer park boys related =] <tho it can be other shows and shit>

Just a warning I will definitely yap

So yeauh


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putridherb
1 month ago

I think i am genuinely mad at Murderfaces dad. Like how much of an ass are you to rob an infant of his mother? I'm of the opinion that William could have been different if he had his mom. I think he'd hate himself a lot less. Maybe he'd be a bit nicer, too. He might still be an asshole because people can still be asses and have their moms... I just like to think he would at least be happier in his life if he had her. I think it would have been better for him to be raised by her than by his grandparents.


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putridherb
1 month ago

4:30am[posted at 4:59] might have a not so great take here.

But i can't imagine the horror Murderfaces Mom must have felt-

Like!

NOT ONLY was this woman MURDERED by her OWN husband, but her infant child was left just out in the open with NOBODY to protect him, like how scary must that be? You're being killed by your husband, like she must have been scared shitless again not only because she's being murdered but her infant is just absolutely defenseless, he can't run away, he has NO survival instincts. Like how scary is that??

She fucking died not knowing if her son made it or not. And like, clearly, if her husband is capable of killing HER, WHAT is stopping him from killing William??

I mean, obviously, he didn't, but like how would she have known that? She could NEVER know.

Idk, man, maybe I'm thinking too hard about it. I'm kind of emotional today


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putridherb
1 month ago

Edit: im aware he doesn't look as grumpy as he should sorry :(((

Holy fart im starting to fucking feel better thru the power of Dick Knubbler, jeysus christtttt.

Hopefully it stays this way cus holy fuck id like to ACTUALLY EAT SOMETHING. Also I'd like to be able to keep drinking fluids without throwing it back up. I legit threw back up water this morning genuinely thought I was about to die because my chest hurt, and I got dizzy and like, started sweating and overheating while vomiting several times.

Edit: Im Aware He Doesn't Look As Grumpy As He Should Sorry :(((

Have a lil murderface, dunno when I drew him the days are blurring together tbh.

Fucking hate march. Yuck. [Its my birthmonth and it makes me nauseated asf]

Im trying out new ideas for my art and have filled a couple of sketchbooks even though I haven't been posting, I'll go through them and start posting at somepoint, gonna get back to sketching now hope yall enjoy some mf


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putridherb
1 month ago

Sick asf rn wishing I was with my wife

Sick Asf Rn Wishing I Was With My Wife

I luv u knubbler save me

Save me knubbler

Sick Asf Rn Wishing I Was With My Wife

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putridherb
2 months ago

OMG I SAW THIS THE OTHER NIGHT ITS SO GOOD HES SOOO HAWTTTT LAWDDDD

Just Finished Watching Thelma The Unicorn And. Ohhh I'm Not Gonna Lie To You Guys, I Need Vic Diamond
Just Finished Watching Thelma The Unicorn And. Ohhh I'm Not Gonna Lie To You Guys, I Need Vic Diamond
Just Finished Watching Thelma The Unicorn And. Ohhh I'm Not Gonna Lie To You Guys, I Need Vic Diamond
Just Finished Watching Thelma The Unicorn And. Ohhh I'm Not Gonna Lie To You Guys, I Need Vic Diamond

just finished watching Thelma the Unicorn and. ohhh i'm not gonna lie to you guys, i need Vic Diamond πŸ™ˆπŸ’–


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putridherb
2 months ago
BEAUTY-FUL MAN GORGEOUS MAN OH DEAR LAWRD MAN HE IS SO BEAUTY-FUL ARHHHHHHHHHH
BEAUTY-FUL MAN GORGEOUS MAN OH DEAR LAWRD MAN HE IS SO BEAUTY-FUL ARHHHHHHHHHH
BEAUTY-FUL MAN GORGEOUS MAN OH DEAR LAWRD MAN HE IS SO BEAUTY-FUL ARHHHHHHHHHH
BEAUTY-FUL MAN GORGEOUS MAN OH DEAR LAWRD MAN HE IS SO BEAUTY-FUL ARHHHHHHHHHH
BEAUTY-FUL MAN GORGEOUS MAN OH DEAR LAWRD MAN HE IS SO BEAUTY-FUL ARHHHHHHHHHH

BEAUTY-FUL MAN GORGEOUS MAN OH DEAR LAWRD MAN HE IS SO BEAUTY-FUL ARHHHHHHHHHH

YEAHHHHHHU

DEAR GAWD I HAVE TO DRAW HIM!!! MUST DRAW....

BEAUTY-FUL MAN GORGEOUS MAN OH DEAR LAWRD MAN HE IS SO BEAUTY-FUL ARHHHHHHHHHH

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putridherb
2 months ago

OMG I JUST REMEMBERED THESE FUCKERS OMG OMG OMG AHRHRHSGHDHR I FEEL SO HAPPY REMEMBERING THEM AGAIN AHHHHH

OMG I JUST REMEMBERED THESE FUCKERS OMG OMG OMG AHRHRHSGHDHR I FEEL SO HAPPY REMEMBERING THEM AGAIN AHHHHH
OMG I JUST REMEMBERED THESE FUCKERS OMG OMG OMG AHRHRHSGHDHR I FEEL SO HAPPY REMEMBERING THEM AGAIN AHHHHH
OMG I JUST REMEMBERED THESE FUCKERS OMG OMG OMG AHRHRHSGHDHR I FEEL SO HAPPY REMEMBERING THEM AGAIN AHHHHH

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putridherb
2 months ago

OH MY GOD!!! ITS HIM!!!!

Your Fave, Pickles The Drummer Goes To Red Lobster For Red Lobster Lobsterfest!

Your fave, Pickles the Drummer goes to red lobster for red lobster lobsterfest!


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putridherb
2 months ago

DICK KNUBBLER IS STILL ALIVE HES STILL ALIVE HES STILL ALIVE MY WIFE IS STILL ALIVE

DICK KNUBBLER IS STILL ALIVE HES STILL ALIVE HES STILL ALIVE MY WIFE IS STILL ALIVE

HE IS ALIVE GUYS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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putridherb
2 months ago

OH MY GAWD YESSSS YESSSS I HAVE FOUND OTHER PEEOPLE YEAHHH

OH MY GAWD YESSSS YESSSS I HAVE FOUND OTHER PEEOPLE YEAHHH

Me and my friend were doing hear me outs, and just characters we find attractive overall. We both agreed on this one

Is anyone willing to hear me out on this, BIG fella??

Me And My Friend Were Doing Hear Me Outs, And Just Characters We Find Attractive Overall. We Both Agreed
Me And My Friend Were Doing Hear Me Outs, And Just Characters We Find Attractive Overall. We Both Agreed

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putridherb
2 months ago

PRAISE THE LAWD AMEN JESUS

Would You Care To Join Him For A Drink?

Would you care to join him for a drink?

I couldn’t get the idea that jack would wear those widower robes out of my head and had a lot of fun drawing him in one X3

I do have jack without the robe under the cut cuz I just really liked how he turned out!!

Would You Care To Join Him For A Drink?

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putridherb
2 months ago

DICK KNUBBLER MY BELOVED I LOVE HIS VOICE HIS HAIR HIS EVERYTHING HE IS SO CUTEEEEE I WANT HIM!!!

KNUBBLER!!

DICK KNUBBLER MY BELOVED I LOVE HIS VOICE HIS HAIR HIS EVERYTHING HE IS SO CUTEEEEE I WANT HIM!!!

DICK KNUBBLER MY BELOVED I LOVE HIS VOICE HIS HAIR HIS EVERYTHING HE IS SO CUTEEEEE I WANT HIM!!!

I think he paints his nails. French manicure for sure. He is so cute.

I WANT THAT OLD MAN!!! I NEED HIM SO BADLY ITS NOT OK!!!

God i need to make more doodles of him.. he is just.. mwuah

Do you guys think he smells good?? Is that too weird to ask??? Like- do you think he wears a normal amount of cologne, or do you think he douses himself in that shit?? Or does he not wear any at all???

Ugrhrhrhthrhhrhrhrhrhrhrh i think I'm going insane


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putridherb
2 months ago

Oh my GOD

This is SO COOL OMG!!!!

Drew A Ricky Sketch But It Doesn’t Look Like Ricky? But Also It Does ?

Drew a Ricky sketch but it doesn’t look like Ricky? But also it does ?

Ill finish it later (but we all know what that means)


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putridherb
2 months ago

Oh my fucking god can they just fucking kiss already GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT KISSS

FUCKING KISS EACH OTHER PLEASE IM BEGGING

Oh My Fucking God Can They Just Fucking Kiss Already GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT KISSS
Oh My Fucking God Can They Just Fucking Kiss Already GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT KISSS
Oh My Fucking God Can They Just Fucking Kiss Already GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT KISSS
Trailer Park Yaoi
Trailer Park Yaoi

trailer park yaoi


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putridherb
2 months ago

I got bored and started banging my head against a very sturdy surface[the wall]. I am definitely concussed. At least I think i am?? Everything went black for a moment on the last bang so there's that.


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putridherb
2 months ago

No one loves them like I do πŸ’”

No One Loves Them Like I Do πŸ’”
No One Loves Them Like I Do πŸ’”
No One Loves Them Like I Do πŸ’”
No One Loves Them Like I Do πŸ’”
No One Loves Them Like I Do πŸ’”
No One Loves Them Like I Do πŸ’”

Yeah they're all fucking douchebags ik. I kinda like Cyrus too on a good day. He's stupidly funny occasionally. He's funny in the animated series "my precious balls!!" LMAO your balls ain't SHIT talking about perfect balls stfu

No One Loves Them Like I Do πŸ’”

Can't forget the main men πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’• ilu ilusm!!! Ilusm!!

No One Loves Them Like I Do πŸ’”

AHRHHRGRHRH


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putridherb
2 months ago

I don't have anything very good but I can provide SOMETHING.

I made a now abandoned concept for a fanfic and mentioned it on my blog a while back, it was a murderface x [another band member] fanfic. SOME people seemed interested.

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This was poorly made with the characters barely in mind. It was Moreso me playing around with expressions/sad ideologies, angst, and just general overall unhappiness. I am an EVIL gay man who likes to make characters suffer for the fuck of it.

Honestly, I could have just put my OCs in this situation, and it would have worked FAR better. Most of my ocs are miserable anyways. What's a little more angst in their lives???

Anyways, if you want to see cringe ooc Murderface, go ahead and take a look.

Alright who is murderface with??

This is Skwisface, it was never intended to have a happy ending, at least not for Murderface.

It's Skwisgaar he's "with" skwisgaar

Every character is 18 or older. I want to make that EXTREMELY CLEAR.

I have a better explanation of the entire story saved in my drafts. It's completely scraped as it's very OOC for everyone involved in the story, I just REALLY REALLY wanted to make Murderface sad. Ok??? There's about 2/3 parts to the[scrapped/abandoned] story.

If people are interested enough wjth I will post some more about it. Anyways, enjoy these young murderface sketches made specifically while I was drafting said scrapped story.

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

A young jealous MF observing Toki and Skwisgaar talking. [Drawn in a simple style]

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

MF confesses his feelings for skwisgaar, very embarrassed, very nervous. [Also in a more simple artstyle this is ALSO part of the monolog he has that is touched upon even more later down below.

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

I hate this image. The eyes suck. But here he is talking to his favorite person, Skwisgaar [unfinished and never will be finished]

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

Cuddled up next to his favorite person. He is very happy.

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

He's supposed to be drenched in rainwater in this drawing. Cliche, yes, I know... Anyway, this is an aftermath photo where Murderface realizes Skwisgaar has had no interest in him and that he's been led on. :/

(He finds Skwisgaar sharing a very loving moment with Toki, nothing sexual just them being together and clearly having a romantic moment with each other)

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

Murderface finding Toki with Skwisgaar. Paired with a monolog where he's being SELF AWARE. In the other sketches made for this script, he's putting the dots together on why things between he and Skwis failed. Blaming himself and himself only. "I waschnt enough." Is the jist of his inner thoughts or whatever.

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

Shittily done sketch. Didn't wanna draw the eyes so I shaded over them instead. Some more part of his lament that I mentioned previously. Forgot to sketch in his little stache sorry :(( visually he's supposed to be grasping at the emptiness where his heart should be. It's supposed to symbolize how Skwisgaar basically stole his heart and left Murderface alone with nothing.

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

The final part, at least the last somewhat completed sketch. Current day Murderface. The monolog also includes Murderfaces' take on what he felt back then and what it's like currently. He was mad hurt and angry at the time, and "it schorta juscht schtayed that way"

Anyways i was really proud of the monolog even if it doesn't fit murderface at all. Perhaps I'll remake it with my OCs because I AM proud of how the story plays out a lot actually.

Enjoy :)

Bonus sketch! Made for the same concept, ft a young toki happily listening to skwisgaar with some added facial hair little stache going

I Don't Have Anything Very Good But I Can Provide SOMETHING.

Hey guys friendly reminder, If you have any young Murderface art, fanfic, photos, headcanons or anything related to young murderface PLEASE I SAY PLEASE send it to me.I DON'T CARE I want to see it NOWWWWWWWWW


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putridherb
2 months ago

Me and my friend were doing hear me outs, and just characters we find attractive overall. We both agreed on this one

Is anyone willing to hear me out on this, BIG fella??

Me And My Friend Were Doing Hear Me Outs, And Just Characters We Find Attractive Overall. We Both Agreed
Me And My Friend Were Doing Hear Me Outs, And Just Characters We Find Attractive Overall. We Both Agreed

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putridherb
2 months ago
Ok But Like If Anyone Can Recall Any Part Of My TPB X Metalocalypse Crossover, Imagine Randy Making The

Ok but like if anyone can recall any part of my TPB X Metalocalypse Crossover, imagine Randy making the guys all boigas. Yummy yummy boiga

Ricky would try to use as much of Dethkloks money as possible. Let's be real. They'd all buy alcohol and drugs and have a grand old time.

Julian would probably try to get one of them to invest in the park/his business, and like Slyly, try and get some of their earnings with an offer, but he'd definitely target Murderface or Toki even Though Nathan Pickles and Skwisgaar make far much more than them. If he DID TRY and make an offer to one of them, they probably wouldn't take it. They'd have to be drunk too at least.

But 1] if he talked to Nathan Nathan would probably forget about it when they sober up and be like yeah no and Julian would be like. "Seriously man???"

2] alternatively if Charles found out he'd be like HAH no. Absolutely not. You are NOT investing in this park it's trash and hopeless.

3] Maybe they do give some money to Julian, but it's definitely not as much as he wants.

Toki and Bubbles would like have SO MUCH FUN. I imagine he'd ride in the little wagon Bubbles attaches to his go cart. Or alternatively he would drive it around probably crash it.

If he does crash it he 10000% gets Bubbles a new one.

They'd definitely have fun stealing carts together. I'd like to draw them playing with carts at some point :)

Ricky and Pickles would definitely be a pair

Julian and Nathan would be buds

Toki and Bubbles would be friends.

Let's all be real Lucy would probably try to hit on Nathan or Skiwsgaar.

He'd probably try to hit on most of the women in that park.

Murderface might try and flirt with her and she'd obviously be like "ew" but perhaps she MIGHT sleep with him, but at somepoint he'd definitely blow it and she'd kick him out of her trailer.

This might cause something between him and Ricky, and honestly, Ricky would win a fight with Murderface.

Imagine Dick William Randy and Lahey all hanging out? I mean they're all gay as fuck. I think at least Knubbler might enjoy their company. A few drinks, something to nibble on, and then probably get outta dodge once Lahey gets slammed.

I wonder if Pickles and Lahey would have a drink off, who do you think can drink more?

That's all I've got right now maybe I can think of some more ideas later


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putridherb
2 months ago
putridherb - The Fruity Alchemist

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putridherb
2 months ago

How Murderface fans look ignoring how He canonically has a scat fetish

How Murderface Fans Look Ignoring How He Canonically Has A Scat Fetish

VS When you remind a Murderface fan that he's a doodoo lover

How Murderface Fans Look Ignoring How He Canonically Has A Scat Fetish

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putridherb
2 months ago

I have officially decided being cringe is the way to go. I will be free.

Yes.

Freedom is mine

I Have Officially Decided Being Cringe Is The Way To Go. I Will Be Free.
putridherb
2 months ago

Why couldn't they (dethklok) keep the energy of neutering someone for murderface??? Like.

If ANYONE needs to be neutered it's HIM. He's not gonna use those balls for anything useful. He needs to be put in line so,

Cut em off.

Cut those balls off

Take away his fucking nasty ass sack

Take away his nuts

Then give it to me for scientific purposes.

WHO SAID THAT???


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putridherb
2 months ago

Just a warning, I can NOT draw consistently in the same art style it will never look the same as a previous drawing 😭😭😭 i didn't really learn/ don't want to learn how to keep it more consistent when I can just play around with lines. Anyways back to drawing!!!

putridherb
2 months ago

I really REALLY like this it was from a couple days ago but I like how it looks at lot

I Really REALLY Like This It Was From A Couple Days Ago But I Like How It Looks At Lot

Drew him chunky ofc :]


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putridherb
2 months ago

GODDAMIT I NEED TO DRAW MURDERFACE BETTER I HAVE DONE HIM AN INJUSTICE I AM SORRY. URGHRHRHR (i am NOT mad I am just very excited because I now have inspiration to draw him again)

Also, thank you genuinely to the 2 people who gave me advice to improve my murderface, I genuinely appreciate you guys 🫢🏾🫢🏾


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