Headcannon

Currently pulling an all nighter watching this clown in the nether.

Money SMP is sooooo long.

I should not be doing this, got a party tomorrow, but oh well, gotta get that clownpierce grind.

You cannot tell me that Bruce Wayne having a “Brucie Wayne” persona would not cause some Accidents to occur.

One example I thought of was the Justice League having a group chat. Now, see, Brucie Wayne uses social media like all the younger generations do. (Plus, he’s bi, so of COURSE he has caps lock off to fit the Aesthetic™.)

Now, imagine Bruce having to physically HOLD HIMSELF BACK from using slang or typing in lowercase in the official JL chat, because he’s Batman, he can’t be casual, goddamnit!

He has to physically restrain himself from using abbreviations, responding to funny messages with “lmao” or something of the like, and he hates it.

One day, after a particularly hard week in Gotham, he forgets that he’s Batman using an official chat. But who cares, because it’s 5am and his phone is blowing up, and he just wants to sleep, damnit!

So he takes out his phone, pulls up the chat, and texts, “y’all, stfu”.

His phone is blissfully silent for five minutes. He manages to drift off to sleep. He wakes up in the morning to 100+ group chat notifications, 17 missed calls, and a whole lotta explaining to do.

REBLOG IF UR PART OF THE MISS PEREGRINE'S HOME FOR PECULIAR CHILDREN FANDOM!!!

If harry potter was born in the 21st century, no one can convince me that harry wouldn't be an angsty teen. He would be blasting out some mcr or p!atd or some rock. He would also make so many dark jokes and confuse everyone, concerning people aswell.

Someone: Harry, you ready for this year to be over?

Harry: I'm ready for this life to be over

Someone:Are you alright man?

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Someone: I wish I was dead!

Harry: mood.

Like he would be so depressed but so funny and just make everyone worried. Just my little thought.

I love the bit and we’re Morgan just kind of forgets that Alex is an option  and how each and every single time without fail Alex his feelings get hurt

And the fact that I’m pretty sure a good majority of the times that this has happened. It was purely by accident like Morgan just genuinely forgot that Alex was an option. .

Headcannon: Xisumavoid is actually feral

I always see posts saying that Evil X is very feral and an absolute menace, and I agree with that. Definitely.

But, I also headcannon as Xisuma being the older brother by a few years not many ,just 1 or 2, but enough for him to teach EX what he knows.

Therefore, I believe X is just as feral as EX because he was the one who taught him and probably raise him (parental issues) and can cause just as much chaos as him, probably more so.

The only reason Xisuma doesn't act feral on hermitcraft is because he is always tired. He is the admin and has to deal with all the chaos of the server, so he doesn't sleep and so is too tired to be chaotic.

But if he ever takes days off, he will purely cause chaos for the hermits and rest, being feral because he won't have to fix any problems or be responsible. Nope.

Anyway, I wish Alfred “you are bleeding on my carpet” Pennyworth and Bruce “your carpet is under my blood” Wayne a nice time in therapy.

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

Jacob: Miss Peregrine , I've got a question:Can an Ymbrine love another person?

Miss P: An Ymbrine takes care of children Jake , she cannot marry nor have children.

Jacob: What if the Ymbrine falls in love with a woman?

Miss P : I'm not su-

Jacob:What about if the woman in question is another Ymbrine?

Miss P: *loud silence*

Jacob: So?

Even if Xisuma makes sure the other Hermits don't push themselves too hard, Xisuma himself does. Luckily, Keralis has the uncanny ability to know if his boyfriend has been working too hard.

It’s like a spider sense. Sometimes Bdubs or Tango will hear him bolt upright and fly away in the middle of the night because Sashwam is still awake, and he needs cuddles.