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Headcannon: Xisumavoid is actually feral
I always see posts saying that Evil X is very feral and an absolute menace, and I agree with that. Definitely.
But, I also headcannon as Xisuma being the older brother by a few years not many ,just 1 or 2, but enough for him to teach EX what he knows.
Therefore, I believe X is just as feral as EX because he was the one who taught him and probably raise him (parental issues) and can cause just as much chaos as him, probably more so.
The only reason Xisuma doesn't act feral on hermitcraft is because he is always tired. He is the admin and has to deal with all the chaos of the server, so he doesn't sleep and so is too tired to be chaotic.
But if he ever takes days off, he will purely cause chaos for the hermits and rest, being feral because he won't have to fix any problems or be responsible. Nope.
You know you're overstimulated when you're about to start crying over your pillows being at the wrong angle to sleep.
Xisuma is simultaneously everyone's sugar baby and sugar daddy. He gives everyone anything they need without batting an eye but the second Keralis gives him one diamond he's blushing and stammering. They all enjoy giving him gifts because they absolutely love his reaction, and they feel they need to pay him back for everything he's done for them.
Xisuma is just generous. He doesn’t NEED anything back, don’t you see? But it’s still so sweet when the hermits give him gifts that he needs. He loves feeling cared about.
There is only one laundry in hermitcraft and it is at spawn. Xisuma set it up because he needed a way to politely inform the other hermits that they really need to wash their clothes, just so he'll be able to take off his helmet with the filtration systems.
And just as predicted, the clothes all got mixed up. There are several people who own lab coats, so they just get swapped around (although everyone ensures that Doc gets the torn one before he wrecks someone else's coat). The shirt situation is hopeless.
Grian's red sweater and Stress's entire wardrobe are a constant threat to the non-pinkness of any other article of clothing on the server. Jevin's clothes are probably a biohazard. TFC's has enough dust from the mines to clog up the machines twice in a week, while Tango has enough gunpowder on his that it became a genuine concern that the pipes might blow up during the drying cycle. Rendog barely stops Wels from chucking an entire suit of armor into a washing machine, but then proceeds to overfill the drum with the outfits from all of his alter egos. Etho starts running a 'Lost and Found' where he threatens to sell other hermits' clothing to someone else.
After a month, most of the hermits have given up (or ran out of diamonds for Etho) and accepted their fate. Impulse and Joe had accidentally swapped shirts, and Joe begins to rid himself of the @ branding to embrace the i, while Impulse has an existential crisis over the idea of changing his name. On the other hand, Cleo and Cub have swapped their clothes and neither of them were bothered, since it was still pretty much a crop top and shorts either way.
All of the suits on the server are now mismatched, or very pink. It is now a reoccuring joke that if you manage to get the mayor's clothes and sash, you'll own the diamond throne. Inside the now-abandoned lost-and-found, there are a lot of unclaimed Mumbo for Mayor t-shirts lying about, and the pile appears to be multiplying, or at least growing taller by the day. It might be sentient at this point or contain some sort of mutated fungus, but nobody dares to clean it up. Why is it making a hissing sound?
Xisuma admits defeat when he walks into a Hermitcraft meeting, only to find just about everyone wearing one of X's costumes that they had stolen from the laundry. Keralis does rock the Reporter Beesuma suit though, he can keep it.
This entire thing was such an entertaining read, thank you for this lovely mental image...I just can't stop thinking about the conversations that would happen as a result of this!
- Mod Shade
Even if Xisuma makes sure the other Hermits don't push themselves too hard, Xisuma himself does. Luckily, Keralis has the uncanny ability to know if his boyfriend has been working too hard.
It’s like a spider sense. Sometimes Bdubs or Tango will hear him bolt upright and fly away in the middle of the night because Sashwam is still awake, and he needs cuddles.
I can just imagine xisuma ask grian for an explanation and ends up just getting:
"oh yeah... These are my friends from high school who are watchers. Also, surprise - I am a watcher too :D" while taurtis and domrao turn to more human forms and just hug/squeeze grian.
This just ends us as the others finding out grian is like a secret pvp god or something, and xisuma trying to learn more about grian and why they are watchers/what they do.
the au where xisuma (and perhaps a few other hermits) worship xelqua and the watchers as their gods and at some point are all talking about it. grian chiming in with some unknown knowledge and when hurriedly asked where he learned it he just panics and yells; “BOOK.” they all very much doubt that.
some time later, the watchers visit and when the hermits who do worship them bow grian just groans. “don’t bow to them, they’re dorks.”
and (in this seperate watcher au that doesn’t connect to my other post) the two watchers just pout.
“griiannn!! come on, this is our first time being out on the overworld as watchers! you’re lucky your training involved you being here, me and dom had to sit through the stuff to take over watching the other dimensions.” “your fault for dying.”
“hey! at least i got that immortality curse gone first!”
the hermits just watch grian bicker with the watcher (whos name, taurtis, was thrown in at some point of grians scolding), while the other watcher- who was name dropped as dom early on- just watches them with an amused smile on his face.
listen I’ve seen people talking about intimidating pig techno in hermitcraft following grian around and simply being explained as ‘oh that’s tech’ but consider also the opposite: friendly chaotic winged grian following intimidating pig techno around the dsmp calling him ‘tech’ and only being explained as 'that’s grain’
If harry potter was born in the 21st century, no one can convince me that harry wouldn't be an angsty teen. He would be blasting out some mcr or p!atd or some rock. He would also make so many dark jokes and confuse everyone, concerning people aswell.
Someone: Harry, you ready for this year to be over?
Harry: I'm ready for this life to be over
Someone:Are you alright man?
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Someone: I wish I was dead!
Harry: mood.
Like he would be so depressed but so funny and just make everyone worried. Just my little thought.
Xisuma : If I can deal with it, you can too.
Evil X probably: I just felt an emotion and i’m not okay with it
Xisuma, asking Evil X if he wants to go to bed: Do you want to use the sleep?
Evil X: …
Xisuma: …
Evil X: …
Xisuma to himself, horrified: Maybe I need to use the sleep…