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i finally made one.
Wrong. That would be the sun
Saw beams of light in the sky. Investigating further.
Bestie oomfie are you ok? Im free to talk this is the accepting site. Whatever i give might not be good but by god ill try my best
I’m so depressed, I can’t take it.
The microsmic human will to live is naught but a mortal arrogation of those who have not thought of the cursed blessing of immortality's consequence. The sheer maganimity of death for saving us from being fooled into the most desperate of arogance-induced delusion of seeing ourselves as newly divine as we live like pigs, and from the horror in the faces of children and mankind alike as we discover that the deluded fantasies of impossibly fictional things such as 'justice' and 'the love of god' are false and the mortal realm descends into chaos. UwU :3
💖- crush /j
❤️- crush /srs
🧡- close friend
💛- friend
💚- queer-platonic squish
💙- acquaintance
💜- its, uhm, well, it's complicated
🖤- i hate you
🤍- you're kind of annoying, but its tolerable
💕- i'd like to be closer
💗- i'd kiss you, but it doesn't mean anything
👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾
Pass along and use the shit out of them
82 YEARS AGO - BATMAN DEBUTED FOR THE FIRST TIME Eighty-two years ago on March 30, 1939, Detective Comics #27 hit newsstands, introducing the Caped Crusader for the very first time in a featured story called “The Case of the Chemical Syndicate.”
“And for all that fierce exterior, I’ve never met anyone who cared as deeply about his fellow man as Bruce Wayne.” - Amanda Waller, Justice League Unlimited, Season 2 Episode 13 (2005)
something something breaching containment
you really fucking thought i was going to be normal about the image limit? SIKE you idiot
+ bonus fyodor as joker quotes
A few Zai ships and the type of yaoi they are.
Fyozai = religious yaoi
Kunizai = workplace yaoi
Sigzai = sapphic yaoi
Chuuzai (soukoku) = divorced but also they're best friends yaoi
Beast!Chuuzai = gay yaoi
Saizai = yaoi but with handcuffs
Ranzai (souheki) = smart-ass yaoi
Nikozai = clown to clown communication yaoi
Odazai = severely one-sided yaoi
Beast!Odazai = severely, severely one-sided yaoi
Percy to Nico: I’m not scared of you! None of us are!
Jason: actually I kinda am
Frank: me too
Leo: i think we’re all a-
Percy: guys shut up
TGJFSGJGDDUK WHY’RE THEY ALL SO CUTE
Yoo Joonghyuk: [throttling a random cliché goon] WHERE IS HE?
Goon: Who?!
Yoo Joonghyuk: KIM DOKJA.
Goon:
Yoo Joonghyuk:
Grunt: …who?
Yoo Joonghyuk: [sighing] Where is Yoo Joonghyuk?
Before the year ends, allow me to post some stuff I drew waaaaaaaaaaay back when I first got into LMK and never posted
anyway divorced monkeys
Chilling and eating snacks with work buddy while looking at cat videos.
“Dokja look, doesn’t this cat look like Sooyoung?”
“Wow it does. Want more Pepero?”
“Yes. Gib”
they are a set
kdj realizing he's bi would have to be during the most chaotic intervention ever. imagine kimcom (minus yjh, he is having no part in this) not-so-subtly interrogating kdj about his sexuality and kdj says Out Loud for the first time "yeah i'm attracted to yjh but it doesn't count" and they're like "what does that even mean" and kdj is like "EVERYONE is attracted to yjh" and they're like "kim dokja. what the Fuck are you talking about" and he's like "if someone isn't attracted to him there's something wrong with them." and hsy is like "we think something is wrong with You, actually" and he ignores that cause hsy said it and goes "even sangah is attracted to him, right sangah?" and ysa, a Lesbian, is like "i can admit he's handsome, certainly, but that's all. i don't feel any pull towards him so i wouldn't call it attraction, personally" and kim dokja starts sweating cause he Definitely feels A Pull towards yjh and goes "but. but hyunsung is also attracted to yjh!" and lhs is like "yes? i'm bisexual though?" and kdj's jaw hits the floor and he's fully sweating now and everyone is like. "wait. did you nOT KNOW?? THAT LHS IS BISEXUAL." AND KDJ, INFAMOUS BIPHOBIC BISEXUAL, IS LIKE "WHY WOULD I KNOW???" and lhs, who kdj has known for Years and who has made his crush on kdj painfully obvious and is constantly teased by jhw about it is like "*teary smile* this is fine" so then the interrogation morphs into a comfort session for lhs and everyone's like "damn kdj what is wrong with you how long have you even known lhs how could you not know he's bi" but he's not hearing any of it he's just sitting there in shock from so many revelations smacking him on the back of the head all at once
anyways, yjh enters the chaos completely unaffected to say dinner is ready and kdj makes a break for the nearest exit which is A Window and gets dogpiled by everyone
The post-Dark Castle arc conversation between Yoo Joonghyuk and Lee Sookyung we didn't get to see
yoo jonghyuk: in terms of dying i think i am most suitable
kim dokja: theres a difference between regression, and resurrection. I would rather have us resurrect
yoo jonghyuk: so you are the best guinea pig?
kim dokja: sure
han sooyoung: nah his ass fatter kim dokja youre a rat, remember?
lee gilyoung: wasnt it squid?
han sooyoung: I DONT KNOW IT COULD BE AN ELEPHANT FOR FUCKS SAKE
shin yoosung: i remember elephant ahjussi
kim dokja: i still think im reliable enough to die
jung heewon: idk man ur now kinda saying were unreliable when we cant do anything
yoo sangah: oh my gosh exactly!
kim dokja: i never meant that
lee hyunsung: its what it feels like
kim dokja: so now im breaking hearts?
han sooyoung: you broke my heart the moment i saw your face
han sooyoung: i fucking love you
yoo jonghyuk: so fucking much man
kim dokja: aw thanks guys
jung Heewon: so,, how'd you feel seeing yjhs baboos for the first time? surely you didnt expect the cake on that chest
kim dokja: so true! wasnt surprised though
han sooyoung: why?
kim dokja: it was in the novel
jung heewon: NO FUCKING WAYY
yoo jonghyuk: my ass seems to have reached literature worthy
han sooyoung 1863: i made sure to include everything, for the sake of h
fourth wall: THIS ISNT OUR TIME YET
Livio : Welcome to the Student Council! You missed 3 murder attempts, a plague, and about 16 lawsuits
Shao Long : What?
Gion : I wish he were joking
Gregory (Did i do this right)
X Yesss u did :]
A. Little. Shit.
Like he will not pass up any opportunity to cause mischief around the Pizzaplex
More than likely Monty will join him
Has accidentally called Freddy 'Dad' multiple times before but will deny it till the day he dies
His favorite "aunt/uncle" is Chica
Every time one of the animatronics get broken/whithered and they don't want the company to find out about it, usually Gregory will be the one doing the repairs
A prodigy in computers and robotics
Watches true crime no matter how much Freddy tells him not to
Reluctant to go to any type of school
Had separation anxiety and wouldn't leave Freddy's side in the first few weeks after the Vanny Virus
It's not as bad nowadays but he still clings onto Freddy whenever he can
Whenever he's not at the Pizzaplex, he and Vanessa are usually in the park playing with the ducks
[This was first published on twitter, but due to the problems that are occurring, it will be posted here]
Lyney and lynette's festival swing
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
Bacl to my billdip era
Does it worth it Bill? I think yes~
Note for you that this crossover is something for fun between two fangirls so it has nothing to do with the main storyline of their own AU~
Fight Falls belongs to the cutie @buryooooo
(Repost) Uh anyway
KO-FI | INSTA | YOUTUBE
don’t let dazai order takeout (original)
Posting all my art since january buckle up <3
wrong other day atsushi
This reads from Left to Right!
I initially planned to have Bachira be completely naked, but changed my mind because I needed something to help cover up his crotch without using any obvious censors. This was a discarded panel that was part of the original version!