Me When Found Family, Especially Found Siblings:

The Riddler: Riddle me thi- Is that a fucking kid.

Dick Grayson, a non-native English speaker: What does fucking mean?

The Riddler: Fuck- I mean shit- I mean it's a grown up word, ask your dad about it

[A Few Years Later]

The Riddler: Riddle me th- Is that another fucking kid

Jason Todd, raised in Crime Alley his entire life: Who the hell you calling a fucking kid? I'll beat your ass motherfucker, you and me right now.

The Riddler: Wow you are. Something.

[A Few Years After That]

The Riddler: Riddle me- Where the fuck are you getting these children?

Tim Drake, raised in high society but also not raised at all: That's a naughty word sir.

The Riddler: At least you're polite

[A Few More Years Later]

The Riddler: Riddle m- WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ONE HAVE A SWORD!?

Damian Wayne, above silly things like Vulgar Language: I Was Expecting A Battle Of Wits, But You Appear To Be Unarmed.

The Riddler: WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT???

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

Sometimes I think about the time I realized why Kubo's mom was so dazed for the first few minutes we saw her.

Which, by the way, is because she's a celestial being. Y'know...she's nocturnal. She's not fully awake till sunset.

(Ngl I thought it was because of her head injury.)

This, but superman wears a batman version during a meeting

You know those shirts with some fictional guy’s face all over it saying “I can fix him” ?

Clark wearing one with Bruce’s face all over it that says “I can fix him”

Sometimes I have to go all the way back and find out what environment they're in and the last time their limbs were mentioned as well as their back and stomach.

me reading smut and calculating in my head the positions the characters are in

Look at this art I made! They're from my dream.

The blond is Monte Bertie Rowntree and the brunet is Thierry Augustin De La Fontaine.

Thierry is the owner of the Golden Goose Casino and Monte is his lefthand (now right) man, but he's also the dealer (so he deals with VIP clients and possible cheaters).

I wrote their story here!

Or the wattpad version:

Wattpad

Oneshots

dreams and concepts and everything in between

Din: i thought you were Mandalorian

Goddess of labour, ngl, that does not seem enjoyable. But you all work for me now, and no bonuses till people bring their dogs in!

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

Quick question, is it wrong of me to post my own story here cause it is darn adorable and everyone needs to see it

YOU CAN DRAG THE PEN LIKE A SNAKE????

Holy guacamole, i did not know that. It has a camera, letters, and some other stuff i can't see! Cool