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Super Dad

Welp...

more marcy! 💀🩸

Each day i wake up pleased knowing that anyone trying to define or hurt me by attempting to gender me is playing by the same rules as someone trying to define Artemis by the number of men she’s enjoyed sleeping with.  you just can’t. there is no men she wanted to fuck and there is no gender for someone to slap onto me. the most you’re gonna do is mildly piss me off like just stop.

so confused and happy

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where i live i only do like 2-3 dishes 3 separate times a day and it’s always nice to start something in the microwave and then clean the 2 or 3 dishes and see how fast i can clean them before the timer beeps- then my perfectionism has me double check and clean them perfectly after before my food is cool enough to eat. by the time my food is good to eat everything is clean and i enjoy the cleans.  i also get things like that to clean my room as well like “oh god i have to get back to my pc before they get online!! and clean my room first!! quick clean it all before i get online” and it feels rushed so i won’t inconvenience them. by the time i get online and talk to them i’ve cleaned my room- gotten myself ready for the day (toothbrush used, showered depending on how much time i have, and more) and done various random re-organizing in my room while i wait

A fun way to get yourself to do chores when you have adhd is to simulate a sense of panic by setting horrible deadlines that fit into other things that you’re doing.

For example, you set up a kettle of water to boil for your tea. Quick! Wipe down the whole counter before it’s done boiling, for the love of god you’re running out of time! Wipe it down! The water is almost boiling.

The water is boiling and your counter is clean. Now set your timer for your tea for three minutes and of my god there’s cups in your room! Quick! Get all the cups from everywhere in the house! Run! You’ve only got three minutes! Get all the dishes into the kitchen!

Oh would you look at that. You got all the dishes in the sink and now your tea is ready. Nice. Now you can chill with your tea.

I’ve found that little stuff like that helps me. Forcing myself into unexpected last minute deadlines. It fills up empty space and my house is a little bit cleaner.

“This whole quarantine is making some of us very happy!”

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Girls have to look out for each other

Hey so i animated a blooper 

This audio bit is from @jelloapocalypse ‘s Patreon, which I recommend you consider!

god i love turtles and tortoises so much- they look so cute and the baby's are so small in comparison to their older counterparts- it’s so cute

tortoise riding tortoise