is it so wrong of me to want all three seasons of The Witcher to be re-shot to focus solely on Geralt and Jaskier?
and also for it to be significantly gayer???
i just want monster-of-the-week with Geralt and Jaskier plodding around the Continent bitching at each other like an old married couple and giving each other sponge baths with maximum sexual tension, thanks. i mean plot is cool or whatever, but i could take it or leave it.
i'm gonna have to do some Geraskier fanart soon to assuage my yearning, clearly
Can I cash app you some money for bills if yes message me with your cash app tag or PayPal I wanna spoil you with my money đź’µ
Hi Mommy đź’ť,
I accept financial support from lovely people like you through my Patreon. -wink, giggle-
If you wanna spoil me real good I've got a Patron Saint tier that is $69.69 a month -eyebrow wiggle-
SPOIL ME, MOMMY.
Love,
đź’– Baby Q đź’•
Ooooh, definitely gonna have to draw this in my style.
Supreme Archangel Aziraphale
Please enjoy this DTIYS of our badass Aziraphale and celebrate with me the 1K on Twitter and the almost-2K-please-we-are-close on Instagram!
Don't forget to tag me so I can see your participation!
As usual, no deadline, you can make your own modifications and just have fun!
Since they met at a Florida Renaissance faire a year and a half ago, fire spinner Crowley and falconer Aziraphale have been a great deal more than friends, but they've never quite admitted what they really feel about each other. Now Crowley has fallen in love, and he has five weeks at the Catskill Mountains Renaissance Faire during the most romantic season of the year to convince Aziraphale to see the light. A Good Omens Human AU set on the American Renaissance faire circuit.
Length: 54,201 words
AO3 Rating: Explicit / Spice Level 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Best for: After Dark, Romance, Human AU, Pick-me-up
Triggers: None
Read it here, fic by CemeteryAngel725
*Minor Spoilers* God, I know this is a particularly adaptable pairing but how does every AU just work with them? This setting is so far removed from canon and yet unmistakably them. Except hornier, much more horny. Like complete sluts they are in this.
So in this AU Crowley and Aziraphale are both Renaissance Faire performers. Ren Faires aren't exactly my thing, but when I was a senior in high school they filmed a (awful) movie at the Ren Faire near us and we spent weeks there as extras, during public hours and after. It was such a neat experience going slightly behind scenes (also because we got to meet Matthew Lillard and Christina Ricci). So I have a normie soft spot for them. This perfectly captured the atmosphere. Even down to the rainy days! The camaraderie and community was wonderful. It's not just a flimsy backdrop for the AU, it's a full fleshed out and lived in world. I don't want to spoil the ending, but something brings the entire group together and it was a wonderful scene. I love the Faire family they have made.
More than that, Aziraphale being a falconer and Crowley being a fire performer was thrilling and unique. They are both so competent at what they do and each have such an awe of each other's skills. Which just makes them even more horny for each other. Truly this is the one time where going to a haunted house as foreplay makes sense for them. I'm like, yep, that tracks. They have a wonderful relationship here, with real life problems. This story doesn't make up villains to create a Heaven/Hell type of separation for them, it's just normal life that keeps them apart. Eventually they will become each other's anchor and home. A safe place to land. Also thank you for giving them tattoos!!! I adore them tattooed
Lots of fun and lightly kinky sex here, so not one to read out and about. It's such a fun, lighthearted romance. The setting is such a wonder to explore. And now I'm craving a bread bowl....
Read it here, fic by CemeteryAngel725
YOUR CORPORATION AND YOU! This is a (slightly edited version of a) Heavenly Pamphlet that I made for Chapter 6 of fishey_me's fic, Corporation and Corruption, which you can find here!
This portion ^ is not included in the fic version because fishey's fic is pre-Fall, but it was so cute that I made a revised pamphlet to post on my socials.
@goodomensafterdark
You can’t leave this boopshop
SO GOOD, OP. SO GOOD.
*crowley imagines what Alpha centauri looks like*
(My fanart btw)
putting lines over sketch
STAR EYES MOTHERFUCKER
I'd recognize that silly little curl in his hair anywhere. (This crop is perilously close to being obscene, I tried my best) WIP for @ukcalico!
Psst: I post full-sized WIPs, tutorials, exclusive filth, and more on my Patreon.
would you like to join my religion? wip
the most detailed lines i've done in a while
work in progress
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