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me, age 12, watching elizabeth swann becoming pirate king:

cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.

aziraphale: well let me tempt you to– oh no i suppose that’s your job isn’t it

crowley:

i mean…. i guess imagine dragons is as good as everyone says…..

*when basically all the other original avengers are dead but you survive and get confirmed for another solo movie*

watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱

I love BBC Merlin so much. Where else will you find a show which has both the line “In life you always have a choice. Sometimes it’s easier to think that you don't” and a scene where an old man gets possessed by a goblin and turns the king bald

when you live in a city where there’s too many pigeons and they are too confident

So, you wanna wear your cool pants with your cool shoes.

Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:

So you’re like, okay, cool, I’ll just cuff them, but then you realize you can’t because they look like this on the inside:

So now you’re like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they won’t :(

Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:

Step 2! Fold the white part up again so it’s the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:

Step 3! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:

You have now created a cuff that matches the rest of your pants! Now go, wear your stompy boots with funky pants and be gay