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I just remembered an intrusive thought of mine.

Sam is a DILF.

He has progeny and he's hot.

Period.

I heard about it from TikTok, then what I listened to the first aftershock audio half way through, and just binge listened to all of Vincent’s audios.

How did you guys find Redacted?

I’ll go first:

David’s jealous audio was on my recommendation.

EA spoilers(?)

Tell me why forest sex is so fitting for Vincent and Lovely-

Also I love how disgustingly flirty the two are with each other, makes my hear warm 🥹

Also I love how soft Vincent’s voice get’s when talking to Lovely, when he tells them how much he loves them, and when he’s close with them.

These EA audios are getting more and more tense by the fucking second and I’m LIVING for it.

thinking about sam calling darlin' baby and im being very normal about it. obviously. thinking very normally. and clearly.

If an audio drops on Jan 1st and its not Caelum im gonna get a shotgun and blow off my fucking jaw

GUY AND HONEY BOTH CANONICALLY HAVE FAT ASSES

Head cannon Nobody asked for but— whenever vampires get angry or enraged to the full extent, I’ve always imagined the sclera part of their eyes turn red, on some Castlevania type shit.

YA’LL I FINALLY ENJOYED A LASKO BONUS AUDIO HELP-

I don’t know why but this song low-key gives me Vincent and “Lovely” vibes.

Also kinda reminds me of Milo and “Sweetheart” as well ngl