I like my own posts. There is very little cohesion here. Also I think this blog nicely sums up a large portion of my personality.
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Latest Posts by ramfeezled - Page 2
Of course everyone looks ugly in their passport photos. That's why it's a passport and not a smashport.
Why does he need a- … oh
"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
chameleon chameleon
... the second part of a personal essay i wrote about being bigender. this time, about being bigender and transitioning. thank you to everyone who read and enjoyed part one!
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new stimtoy idea: 80s-90s anime sci-fi cockpit
Put me in one of these bad boys and I will be entertained for hours
The first post I liked on here
“But don’t forget who you really are. And I’m not talking about your so-called real name. All names are made up by someone else, even the one your parents gave you. You know who you really are. When you’re alone at night, looking up at the stars, or maybe lying in your bed in total darkness, you know that nameless person inside you.”
— Louis Sachar
you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’
Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between "men's" and "women's" products is like talking to a brick wall. Ive had multiple women get angry with me for sampling them out one of our "men's" moisturizers when they specifically said they wanted a mattifying one to control oil and that's the best one we have for those two things. I still think about the guy who came in asking if we had "masks for men." I contemplate ending it all every time someone returns a completely unused product that they absolutely refuse to try just because it either says or doesnt say "for men" on it. 90% of the time its the perfect product for them. I had a lady who was willing to buy a worse product for her needs that was more expensive just so it wouldnt say it was for men. Are you ever tired? Are you ever exhausted? These are the same kinds of people who say that im the one whos obsessed with gendering everything because im trans.
when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe
Hello! I'm a person on the internet and you can call me ramfeezled or basically anything else you can think of! I'm just here to chill and have fun, and occasionally be funny.
Things I like:
Art! Different Mediums
Reading & Occasionally Writing
Video Games (Mostly Mobile)
Animals and Nature
Dreaming and Daydreaming
Music (Especially on Roadtrips)
Thunderstorms (They Sound and Look Cool)
Probably Other Stuff I'm Forgetting
Nuerodivergency: I'm undiagnosed but quite sure I'm autistic and have social anxiety, though if I have more than that I wouldn't be surprised.
Pronouns (+ Gender): I like they/he (I really don't mind other pronouns though so feel free to use others; anyways it probably helps me figure out better which ones I prefer). As for gender, eh. I don't really like gendered terms like girl/boy/woman/man/etc. I'm just here, no need for a gender label.
Sexuality: Asexual + Aromantic = Aroace
Happy International Asexuality Day!!!!
That's not all though! Also, happy:
National Siamese Cat Day
Geologist Day
Good Deeds Day
Jump Over Things Day
National Caramel Popcorn Day
National Carbonara Day
National Food Faces Day
National Gang Day
National Library Day
National Pajama Day
National Twinkie Day
& More!
For Valentine's Day my local library set up a romance free collection in the YA section, complete with little ace and aro colored hearts with silly "eww" "nope" "not for me" messages, and I for one think that is incredibly asexy of them.
when i go in a room and forget what i needed i become a point and click protagonist. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [socks?] i don’t know what to do with that. [charger?] that’s not helpful right now. [scissors?] i can’t do anything with that. [water bottle?] that’s not helpful right now. [lone paperclip?] that’s not helpful right now. [water bottle?]
things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:
“happy birthday” every time i hand them something
“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
“what are they gonna do, fire me?”
i'm like the smaller version of a nische micro-celebrity. what scientists are calling "not famous"
Plot twist: this isn't about monkeys...
The Monkey
A pair of shepherds were tired of wolves always stealing their sheep. To defend the animals, they bought a monkey and gave it a machine gun.
However, the monkey claimed it needed more food to ensure it was strong enough to defeat the wolves. It demanded the shepherds sell half the flock and buy it a mountain of bananas. The shepherds hated the idea, but they obeyed anyway. After all, the monkey had a gun.
As they were adding more banana crates to the pile, one shepherd said to the other, “Don’t worry, monkeys don’t live forever. I’m sure when we pick the next machine gun monkey, he’ll use his unlimited power to be a kind and merciful leader.”
Mareanie is one of my favorite Pokémon
^ Specifically this one ^
That's all, have a nice day
Or night
mareanie jumpscare!
I need a version of this that can spin, then I'm sold
this is my favorite makeship plush I’ve seen so far despite not knowing the source material because it’s a stick figure that’s addicted to gambling. This is the kind of perplexing niche of plush you need to utilize makeship’s system for
