I Literally Dont Care What Your Excuse For Using AI Is. If You Didnt Put Your Own Effort Into Making

The Bad Batch’s true Himbo

I need you to hear me out here.

Hunter is the dumbest of the original four Bad Batchers. Hunter is the himbo. Hunter

Because think about it. Wrecker has to be fucking intelligent to work with explosives. Intelligent and gentle, considering how delicate explosives can be. Plus Wrecker matches bomb squad energy so fucking well. As for the fact that he is played as the dumb one could really be explained from the obvious head trauma he received. Or even Aphasia; which is the overall term for a brain-connected problem with language abilities. AND Aphasia is usually caused by damage to the left side of the brain, WHICH WRECKER HAS!!

Then we have Crosshair. He is also fucking intelligent. Because sniping is all math. Crosshair mostly doesn’t have a spotter, unless you count Tech, but Tech isn’t always there. So Crosshair has to calculate a lot of different things at one time. The targets speed and path, the distance between himself and them, the angle and height difference if he’s sniping from far away, wind speed and direction if blaster bolts can be effected by the wind and the trajectory he would need to use. And he does all of this very fucking quickly. I mean we’ve all seen how fast he can switch between targets and drop them.

And then we have Tech. He’s a walking encyclopedia. He knows a lot of fucking shit, fuck his little nerd heart would explode if he ever found his way into the jedi archive. He’s just fucking brilliant.

So Hunter’s the dumbass of the group. Wrecker might do dumb shit, but Hunter’s the least intelligent.

Frankly my intelligence ranking from smartest to dumbass would be: Tech Crosshair Wrecker Hunter

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Hunter: how was your day?

Crosshair: no one died.

Hunter: that bad, huh?

post battle rest

so I've seen a couple posts about the 20th anniversary poster saying that crosshair was just looking away/didn't like his picture being taken

but have we considered instead that he's just looking at mayday

look at him, there's, like, no other reason for him to be looking up there unless he's stopping to look back at the brother who helped him finally see how terrible the empire was to the clones

Another one inspired by the delightful @cptn_rex! (IG) Rex at the aquarium just gave me feels for some reason. I imagine he’d very much appreciate how awesome the underwater world is. As far as we know, he’s never seen it. (Also I have never drawn an aquarium scene and by golly lemme tell ya: it is a doozy.)

omega: i’m sorry for breaking your glasses, tech

tech: it’s fine i’ve seen enough

it is cody day, my dudes

"AAAAAHHHHHHH"

i feel positively evil for having missed it last year when everything actually matched up perfectly (2/2/24 if you're beyond confused) but i was flipping through tumblr while running errands earlier so i rushed home and spit this out (that is 100% what happened with no abridging whatsoever)

pardon the impromptu anatomy study but i did not feel like drawing all that top half armor nonsense and i needed the practice

"Jedi must ignore their feelings." "That's quite a statement. Is it your own?" "Yes." Then the boy considered. "Well... Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan said much the same." "I think you misunderstood," Mace said. "Jedi do not ignore their feelings. They integrate them. Own them. They fear, but they are not afraid of fear. They grow angry, but they allow their anger to motivate only honorable action. Do you understand?" The boy nodded, but Mace knew he did not --yet. There was time. -Mace Windu: The Glass Abyss by Steven Barnes, pg 24

(While on Kamino when they were cadets.)

Stone: That's not what I meant. No, we have to fight him.

Fox: We're not going to fight him. He's the devil. And you don't dance with the devil because you get burned. Also, because in Kote's case he has no rhythm, and his hands are like little rat claws.

I just know little Padawan Anakin would subconsciously speak in Obi-Wan’s accent when around him and Obi-Wan doesn’t talk about it, in fact he finds it endearing

It wasn’t until Mace was talking to Anakin and hear little Ani with Obi-Wan’s vocal cadence and slight Coruscanti accent and he is just “???” because Anakin has only been at the temple for a month? Why does he sound like baby Obi-Wan?

Even when Anakin is a full grown knight, he would slip in this habit when giving report to the council and they are just “yep yep that’s still Obi-Wan’s baby”