Abolish Tesla.

happy pride! i made some cryptids <3

get em on my redbubble !!!!

happy holidays!

Chuuya's training regiment:

Chuuya: Okay, let's start off with some basic stretches. Get yourselves ready.

Chuuya: Casual running first, get yourselves accustomed to a pace that suits you

Chuuya: We're gonna do something a little harder this time, but I believe in you guys. You guys were born to be mafiosos. You can handle this

Chuuya: That's a wrap! Good work everybody, you've all achieved something today, congratulate yourselves. Drinks on me!

Dazai's training regiment:

Dazai: So, I read up on all your backgrounds. Most of you joined because of poverty! Capitalism, am I right?

Dazai: You think that's enough of a motivator here though? HA!

Dazai: The fuck are stretches? Get your fucking asses into the training simulator, let's see y'all get past a rain of bullets

Dazai: What was that? You thought newbies started off with easy jobs? You thought you wouldn't get killed on your first day? *Pulls out a gun and shoots the closest grunt* Oh look at that. You died from a bullet. Maybe if y'all got in the FUCKING SIMULATOR already, you'd learn how to DODGE them

Dazai: GET IN YOU LITTLE SHITS. EXTRA GUNFIRE FOR THAT LIP EARLIER

missed drawing gravity falls stuff-

On Red Wine

⚠️ blood. alcohol. spoilers.

"fireball this, banishment that—" do you think wizards have to call their moms for help making potions bc theirs never work quite like hers. do you think they sit there struggling to write down coherent recipes while their moms dictate based entirely on vibes and made up units of measurement like "a pinch" and "some." do you think they bicker w their moms over the proper order to add ingredients, and how no they're not going too slow, and what the hell do you MEAN it'll be done in '20-ish' minutes. do you think that when they fall in battle and need to be healed they wake up to the taste of home lingering in their mouths.

Moodboard for this weekend's lore streams

whatever you do don't ever think about how the literal DEATH is crying over agatha harkness dying

the way Rio CHOSE not to show her skull face so that she didn’t scare Nicky and told him to kiss his mom and held his hand ??!!! i’m in tears