Because I’m Cool And Awesome 😎

Which one of us got stabbed in the leg again?

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

imagine your mimic bra starts breastfeeding on you in the middle of a work meeting. Wouldn’t that be something

List Challenges

Tumblr's 101 Favorite Films

this is just what i casually observed as the overlap between popular tumblr users top 100/150 lists how many characters does this thing

I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3

In the mansion, straight blanchin’ it. And by “it” haha well… let’s justr say… my girl

I thnink one day I’m going to lose my left eye? Throughout my life I have had the strong sense that it should not be there and. In my dreams I am frequently blind in that eye or get blinded, one time I woke up and it was still closed. I instinctually close that eye when focusing on things. I am posting this so in like 15 years when I lose it I have proof I knew

do you think htey call it weed because it makes you go weee then they give you the d

Uncrustable? heh.… maybe to a liberal like yourself

careful put ting penits in sink, dish disposal rip that thang clean off

Gender is what’s in your pants? Well luckily

Goosefeather (people with blue eyes be looking at you like)