Goosefeather (people With Blue Eyes Be Looking At You Like)

Because I’m cool and awesome 😎

So; come here often?

I despise you.

In the mansion, straight blanchin’ it. And by “it” haha well… let’s justr say… my girl

hey baby, are those ants in your pocket or is your dick foraging for sustenance?

at first i thought i was god, now I realise I'm erotic flesh jesus. this is because I can hear the spider. it whispers to me at night while I sleep. gives me divine messages. and makes me hypersexual

They should invent spiders that are louder

When Mr beast transitions do you think she’ll be called Mr breast

"my computers overheating-" your computers in heat?!😍😩🤯🫣✨💋✂️💖✨💕

something that scares me is what if those giant squids in the ocean turn evil. like malicious and shit. what fucking chance do i stand against any squid let alone a giant one. i cant even swim

picrew chain time!! make yourself a cheeky little icon using this picrew, reblog & tag ur pals!! to start us off: @lightyaoigami @lightyakami @deelavis @dreamfilleddonuts @catboymettaton @vorareromantic @queer-omens-in-the-archives

Not if I get to you first

So; come here often?

I despise you.