Someone Employ Him, Please. He’s Very Employable.

watch out for the rizzlerrrr

The Amazing Spider-Man #306

where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

Drawing Spider-Man everyday until Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse is released. Day 685.

honestly despite making a LOT of drawings of him, most are shit or just doodles

I want to write a book called “your character dies in the woods” that details all the pitfalls and dangers of being out on the road & in the wild for people without outdoors/wilderness experience bc I cannot keep reading narratives brush over life threatening conditions like nothing is happening.

I just read a book by one of my favorite authors whose plots are essentially airtight, but the MC was walking on a country road on a cold winter night and she was knocked down and fell into a drainage ditch covered in ice, broke through and got covered in icy mud and water.

Then she had a “miserable” 3 more miles to walk to the inn.

Babes she would not MAKE it to that inn.

so casually mentioned

what's embarrassing is that my friends can almost always tell when noir pops in my head, and a couple can even tell which one it is by the face I make

once again feeling the need to remind everyone that spider-man’s first interaction with the fantastic four is him breaking into their home like a criminal and them responding by trapping him under a giant cup

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways