Stages Of Getting Beaten Up

lil doodle from the other day born out of an overwhelming annoyance that for some reason body hair is associated with masculinity despite Everyone Having It. so why not draw a cute hairy girl about it

[image description: a drawing of a tan-skinned woman with brown and blond dyed hair pulled into a ponytail and copious body hair and stubble. she is smiling and doing a peace sign gesture with her hand. next to her is text saying "body hair has no gender!" end id]

I have some bad news man...

I mean... are you edible?

If you really wanted to, any person is edible. However, I don't endorse cannibalism. Please don't attempt it with me.

...Unless you're talking about a roll in the hay. Still, don't try it. I'm no streetwalker.

WHEN U LOVE SOMETHING SO HARD BUT THE FANDOM CONSISTS OF APPROXIMATELY SIX OTHER PEOPLE AND A SHOELACE 

spidernoir from the 2009 comics

this just scared this shit out of me because I saw it very shortly and was like "pause I just drew noir with crayons what" before coming back and reading the entire thing

Spider Noir with crayons.

Since that movie came out I was sure he would lose it if he learned what crayons were. Just sit him down with like a big 120 pack and he would be DONE

New Sketchbook Spread!!!

I think hobie has called him goggles before, but noir has more canonical nicknames than everybody else, so I've written some down

- spider-bogie

- turtleneck

- goggles

- emo

- Dark and moody spider-man

- dark spider

- old man

- ominous rooftop chat type guy (honorable mention. Miguel said this about him)

I love how used to it he's gotten

Noir will most likely be the only person to call Hobie "Hobart"

this was for practice... it evolved into other things

process in next post!

I have 50 storyboards and 2 pages, take it or leave it