I Wanna Hit Him With A Cartoonishly Large Hammer

I wanna hit him with a cartoonishly large hammer

what if I decided to share my noir fanart.

i have friends who are on here I think I'd die if they found me actually but enjoy

2009 Spider-Noir side profile because I love drawing him and side profiles and I was going to prove a point and got distracted

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obsessed digital art autism first post peter parker hyperfixation spider man cool spiderman fanart peter benjamin parker spider noir so bbg You know who you are pls like spiderman noir I actually am in love with him btw he's literally so what did you think I'd say you weirdo yeah that too though he's my gf btw guys please like this I'm desperate for validation if you know me irl no you don't if you found me again I'll lose my mind guys what's the socially acceptable amount of tags on here that I can do without looking desperate even though I am is speaking rn I hope you enjoy reading all this this thing took like five minutes that's cool i guess

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reallysaneguy

2 months ago

I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

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reallysaneguy

1 month ago

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

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reallysaneguy

2 months ago

jumping up and down and running up the walls of my enclosure its HIM!!!!

Draw miguel/j /j /j /JOEK I promise

you should... draw... spider... noir.... (imagine a rabid animal foaming at the mouth saying this, bc that is how I feel)

Don’t know who this guy is but he doesn’t look like any sort of “spider” to me, so I may have gotten your prompt wrong.

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spider noir MWAH noir art reblogs i was the animal foaming at the mouth i still am I have rabies but instead of biting people I force them to look at noir true story all of my friends will be seeing this tomorrow thank you and i love you

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reallysaneguy

2 weeks ago

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

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reallysaneguy

1 month ago

THESE ARE SICK ASF WHATTTT

Miscellaneous Doctor Phosphorus Sketches From My Sketchbook

Miscellaneous Doctor Phosphorus sketches from my sketchbook

(Including the very first and a very recent small sketch comparing how loose my style of drawing him has become)

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art reblogs creature commandos doctor phosphorus dr phosphorus the FIRE the BONES the EVERYTHING mwah mwah mwah chefs kiss

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reallysaneguy

2 months ago

they can pull one of these bad boys out with hammerspace

would a silent film era spiderman speak in captions that just metaphysically implant the words in others brains or would that just. not work outside their universe. do they learn sign? would sign language work?

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reallysaneguy

3 months ago

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

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elon musk GAH hes me fuck them guys even the jorker hates them I HATE THOSE FILMBROS WHO ARE LIKE AND LOVE ELON AT THE SAME TIME i hate those people in general actually seperate or combined BUT ESPECIALLY THEN BECAUSE TELL ME YOURE ILLITERATE WITHOUT TELLING ME YOURE ILLITERATE

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reallysaneguy

3 months ago

I think some of you forgot that autistic people sometimes act strange and say things that are poorly worded and speak with incorrect tone and misunderstand or miss social cues because they are autistic

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i seriously don't understand the people that chose to ignore this too why are you trying to change my words you know that's not what i meant then the shutdown

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reallysaneguy

2 weeks ago