Reallysaneguy - Erm.

all of a sudden I like women

pamela anderson redraw with mj

holy shit that looks just like the guy who says TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS. /j

I'm pretty late to the party but I finally played D:BH and I just had to draw my little pookie 🥺

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

one thing about this man is his slutty waist

WHAT is this series about bc our school librarian says that murderbot reminds her of me, and now I'm seeing this

it would love house and you all know it

Fragmented

Old painting, but I still love it!

I wanna hit him with a cartoonishly large hammer

my toxic trait is I will look at/say/learn something, and my first thought will often be "I wonder when that happened" or something of the sorts. Then I look it up.

I miss noirverse so bad guys . I need them to come home

I drew esmerelda in class the other day and I'm really proud of it :3

AITA....