Hey Man! Just Wanted To Drop In And Say That It's Such A Joy Seeing You Pop Up In My Dash And Notifications

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

someone help how to render hair no glue no borax

wait this goes hard

"I'll take care of it"

Based on "I Envy You" by Bananabot on TikTok

Reference & closeups:

Here's my rendition of 2009 and Spider-verse noir in the sims. I love them very much and use them for inspo and references. 10/10, I think everyone should do this.

A few dumb screenshots I have plus grim below the cut <3

this is probably some of the sickest (/pos) character design I've ever seen what the flip

W.i.p drop!

ngl imma need some noir simps to hype me up for another post because there's this one drawing I like... but then again... I don't know.

im also very open to anyone hyping me up for my AU that me and only two other people care about, I'm just saying. though I definitely need to explain it better. it's deep. but I'm low-key lazy. but it's cool, trust

Comic info about Spider Noir

Has read/reading the book We The Living by Ayn Rand (biography about life in post-revolutionary Russia)

Is right handed

He uses guns a lot

Peter and Aunt May run a soup kitchen/welfare center

May and Peter are both socialists

He’s a bit cynical because he found uncle Ben murder corpse

Ben’s great responsibility quote is different, it’s “if those in power can’t be trusted, it’s the responsibility of the people to remove them”

Ben was a war pilot

SPIDER GOD

Got “curse” by the spider god

Can shoot black webs out of his wrist

Doesn’t believe in magic, believe in science

The goblin runs everything in the city and he’s a freelance/mob

Peter killed a guy

Saw the Frankenstein move with uncle Ben when he was little :)

Family friend to Robbie Robertson

Peter is a bit morally grey

Has been Spider-Man since 1933-1940

But because of universe portal stuff he’s back in 1933

Died but revive by the spider god

Is a private detective

Has a cat name ding-ding

Got turn into a weird ass spider thing from the 2022 comic

Has so much anger issues

Threaten to kill people

His threats sometimes scare himself and make him feel dirty :(

Does Calvin and Hobbes count? I picked up a huge collection/book thingy of them in 3rd grade and thought it was the most awesome thing. otherwise it was A S-Man. don't remember if it Superman or Spider-Man, but I've loved and obsessed over them since I was little

fellow comic book readers can you please reblog and tell me in the tags what character made you start reading comics? because I think it would be fun... mine was the freaking riddler

optionally u can add if you still like the character or if they weren't all you hoped for 🧐

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

reposting not only because... well, it's him... but also because I'm in class and I can't take the chance with the cut 💔

oiled up middle aged man under cut btw