Being Susato Mikotoba Must Be Crazy Like What Do You Mean Blorbo From My Detective Stories Is Fucking

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

Girlypop Phoenix in court

love it when the dark brooding character is the dog and the silly-goofy shithead smiley character is the cat.

like yes! give me grumpy dog guy paired with gremlin silly cat guy!!!

I've seen so many posts about aai being like "look Edgeworth's bluffing he learned so much from Phoenix!!" But Phoenix learned everything from Mia and Mia learned everything from Godot so I love the implication of Godot's entire legacy being "lie, be dramatic, and commit to the bit" which is exactly what he does every single second he's onscreen.

This part was so funny to me it's just like

Martin: Mods, kill this clown

John: what

Mustang was very brave to build his team with a chronically-single french man, a guy who was born for IT in a world without, a guy who's definitely from their equivalent of New York, two orphans that are homeless by choice, his not-wife that he has a suicide pact with, and Vato Falman

*emerging from tmagp episode 10 shaking, terrified, covered in blood and dirt, haunted by ghostly circus music*

“Hey, Colin’s back!”

literally me when i tried to sleep after watching the finale

i LOVE to see how we're all reaching insane levels of delusion over bobby's death

the way suzanne saw people romantically shipping haymitch and maysilee for years and said i’ll give you something even better. that’s actually his mean girl sister that he loathed for years and then grew to love like family! easily one of the best dynamics in the series