Husk: Boss, your arch-nemesis is at the door.
Alastor: Ah, Lucifer! Back again for another beatdow—oh it's just you.
Vox: Wha—LUCIFER?! YOU'RE FIGHTING THE KING OF HELL BEHIND MY BACK?!
Alastor: I have other business to take care of outside of you, old pal.
Vox: DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!
:(
Grip: Take it.
Karma: Is this,,,Are you giving me your number?
Grip: You can reach me anytime.
Karma: But, for what?
Grip: If anybody gives you trouble, just call me.
Grip: I’ll fucking kill them for you.
random fnaf head canons
Vash and Wolfwood as Katya and Trixie because I think they deserve to have some fun after the emotional disaster that was episode 11
The amount of time I spent on this is kind of embarassing
Miles: oh, you’re that nerd from earth 19-9999 that messed with the multiverse right?
MCU Peter: yeah sorry about that, I was trying to get into college
Miles: damn, at least when I messed with the multiverse it was to save my dad
MCU Peter: that’s amazing! I guess I still have a lot to learn
Miles: wait, you weren’t able to save your dad?
MCU Peter: oh, don’t worry about that. my parents actually died when I was a kid, it was my Aunt May I couldn’t save
Miles: oh… sorry about that. for me it was my uncle
MCU Peter: yeah, my uncle died too. and then my mentor died. and I was dead for a few years too. I also got hit by a train. then the universe forgot I existed so I didn’t end up getting into college anyway and none of my loved ones remember me. just Spider-man stuff tho idk
Miles: holy shit, Miguel really is the biggest asshole
MCU Peter: who?
Miles: don’t worry about it. hey, how would you like to join a Multiverse Canon Resistance gang? it comes with a cool watch
FNAF movie Vanessa and Micheal would get along so well
CyberLife : This is RK800. He is our latest android. He is a dangerous military-detective bot. He is designed to hunt deviants. He is a ruthless weapon.
Connor : I like dogs
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