I Just Had To Draw Karma As Strawberry Shortcake And Even If It's Low Quality I'm Not Sorry 😎

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Okay. So hear me out.

Karma comes home one day to find his parents there. Unannounced as usual, back from traveling who the hell knows where. They play friendly and offer to take him out for seafood but he merely stares at them blankly. They harass him into going and only win because his grandparents are going to be there, he doesn't bother to keep track anymore.

Karma's grandparents are going to be in town tonight so Mr and Mrs Absentee play friendly and his father invites him along to have dinner with them all at this fancy new seafood place. Karma merely stares at him blankly.

They pick at him until he agrees to go and seemingly only because his grandparents are going to be there.

Karma's dad, being an ass, orders for the whole table and Karma waits until the opportune moment to drop a deafening 'oh btw I'm still deathly allergic to shellfish if anyone's wondering 😊' bomb in the middle of dinner after listening to his father order him the fucking crab and AFTER HE TOOK A NICE BIG FUCKING BITE THE PSYCHO.

Karma merely smiles innocently while his father argues with his mother that he didn't absolutely didn't forget his own son had a practically lethal allergy to shellfish and that he was just playing a joke and he never thought Karma would actually eat it.

Meanwhile Karma's ancient ass grandparents are panicking and tryna figure out how to work their phones to call for an ambulance

In a less homosexual world Karma most likely watches as things fall into a panicked frenzy and someone finally manages to call for an ambulance. However, in my fun little gay brain space Gakushuu was also at this restaurant with his mother at a table nearby and steps in because the Akabane family clearly does not have their collective shit together.

Karma greets him all causally despite his throat really started to itch at this point, because honestly this is all very funny to him.

At the hospital Karma's parents flit around him all nervous and shit as if they actually care but he clearly wants none of it and Gakushuu dead ass sends them home for the night. Politely, of course. Karma nearly proposes on the spot.

Gakushuu is all like 'so...you're parents are delightful' and Karma's all 'lol as if you didn't know I had some kinda fucked up home life. I mean. Come on. Think about everything I've ever done and try an tell me that's how a well adjusted person behaves'.

technoblade

Grip: Take it.

Karma: Is this,,,Are you giving me your number?

Grip: You can reach me anytime.

Karma: But, for what?

Grip: If anybody gives you trouble, just call me.

Grip: I’ll fucking kill them for you.

Husk: Boss, your arch-nemesis is at the door.

Alastor: Ah, Lucifer! Back again for another beatdow—oh it's just you.

Vox: Wha—LUCIFER?! YOU'RE FIGHTING THE KING OF HELL BEHIND MY BACK?!

Alastor: I have other business to take care of outside of you, old pal.

Vox: DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!

gokushufudou, chapter 85

IM NOT READYYYYYY

tried something new but idk if i was successful at all, ill still share him tho bc growth is still growth

chapter one of every spider-man gotham fanfic has the obligatory library scene where peter finds out and realizes that

a) he’s stuck in gotham NEW JERSEY.

b) the avengers don’t exist

c) he’s stuck in a different universe

d) HES STUCK IN NEW JERSEY.