Remember When U Were Like 11 And The Only Thing U Wanted Was A Lava Lamp

*at the lov base*

kurogiri: okay i know you dont want to do this but i signed everyone up for group therapy

shagaraki: wtf why? nobody here needs therapy

toga: bestie are you hearing yourself right now? you wear the hands of your dead family on your face and arms and you have some sort of repressed childhood shit up there that we need to talk about. twice has an identity disorder and his personality literally splits when he isn't wearing a mask. dabi is endeavor's fucking son, has a history of being abused and everyone thinks he's dead. spinner is obviously depressed, mr. compress still wont show anyone his face, and i was abandoned my family and wanted for murder.

shagaraki:

kurogiri:

everyone:

kurogiri: damn. anyways the appointment is on the 24th

YOOOO THIS IS SO GOOD?! HELLO??!!

Just read the singes on our skin like a brand on AO3 and pro hero Touya is living rent free in my mind now

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“I- uh, what?”

Astrid was standing at the edge of the door, looking at the clusterfuck of a mess.

Hiccup and Jack, both wide eyed, stared back at her. Jack pinned against the wall, his hands wrapped around the viking heir’s neck. One of Hiccup’s hand next to Jack’s head, the other holding the spirit’s waist.

Both flushed, silently held eye contact with the shield-maiden.

She crossed her arms, “Okay, break it up you guys. This is important.”

Jack and Hiccup awkwardly pulled apart, Hiccup sat on his chair while Jack chose to sit on the table.

Astrid cleared her throat, “Okay, how long?”

“Um,”

A beat passed between them. The boys refused to look at each other.

“A week?”

“A month?”

Another awkward silence fell upon the group. Astrid stared at the pair, eyebrow raised.

Hiccup and Jack sneaked a glance at each other but immediately looked away.

She sighed. “Okay, let’s try again. But this time, without the lying.”

there will never be another one like you and I MEAN IT. happy birthday king 👑

What a sweet lil’ guy :)

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

anyone got Jason Todd fic recs that are either

1) Jason’s return from the dead, his lost days, his time at the league (I’ll even take the all caste), his “under the red hood” era

2) Jason comes back to the family fics (or even just Jason and Dick, Jason and Damian, or Jason and Bruce or Jason and Alfred or Jason and Duke)

3) Jason leaves the family fics

4) dealing with Jason’s trauma, be it dying and coming back changed, his time on the streets, his death/the joker, the batarang slicing his throat, etc.

5) competent Jason or magic Jason or Jason and the outlaws (this can be Roy Kori Artemis Bizarro Eddie Rose or even his Kyle and Donna days)

6) Jason and Gotham city (so like. The city herself, or the alley kids, the ladies, the people of crime alley, the ppl who work for him)

7) Jason doesn’t come back to Gotham after the pit

8) Jason centric case fics

9) Jayroy or KyleRoy or RoseJay

Any fics that like, fit those would be great!!! All I ask is that they don’t include the fanon Tim Drake characterization who is always so sad and whose canon angsty backstory has been maximized and exaggerated (No hate to ppl who enjoy that btw it’s just not my cup of tea but it’s his most consistent characterization in fics and I find that version popping up even when I filter Tim Drake out!! I’m fine with tim showing up tho just not this version—im sorry Tim just isn’t my favorite 😭)

CyberLife : This is RK800. He is our latest android. He is a dangerous military-detective bot. He is designed to hunt deviants. He is a ruthless weapon.

Connor : I like dogs

Day 106. Don't look away.

Damian Wayne: So, that was plan B?

Jason Todd: No, no, that’s plan M.

Tim Drake: Don’t I die in plan M?

Jason Todd: Yeah, usually.

Tim Drake: What do you mean, usually? How many plans do I die in?

Jason Todd: Plans C, F, and M through Q.

Tim Drake: Hold up, see, that’s a little close to home. You need to switch that up. How many plans does Damian die in?

Jason Todd: None. And [pointing to Dick Grayson] none. And [pointing to Duke Thomas] … Nnehh. Now there is a plan where she [points to Cassandra Cain] comes out of it with a scar from the temple through the eye all the way down to her mouth-

Stephanie Brown: [to Cassandra Cain] Ooh! You’d look so cool with a scar!

Duke Thomas: Wait, wait, wait, go back, hold on, let’s- Let’s rewind- You skipped past me! You skipped past me.

Jason Todd: Well, I have one, there is a plan, but it’s evolving.

Duke Thomas: Okay, that’s creepy. Don’t you think that’s creepy? He’s planning my death.

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