He was definitely hot for sure I just know it
haymitch, canonically hot, nice arms from all the wood chopping, kind to small children: hey we’ve got an alliance thing going on, would—
all the newcomers:
So apparently there’s a fantasy Haikyuu!! 3DS game called Final Haikyuu Quest and you can read the novel version here
Edit: i guess the game was released a while ago but i only just heard of it ^^;;
DO NOT come to me for life advice as I DO NOT know what the fuck I am doing but also please come to me asking for advice becuase I am an Attention Whore.
Same dude same~
*Ships usuk* *Ships RusAme* *Ships americest* *Ships AmeCan*
*Accidentally ships AmeBelgium* *Accidently ships SpAmerica* *Accidentally ships PruAme* *Accidentally ships Romerica* *Accidentally ships ameukr* *Accidentally ships AmeGer* *Accidentally ships AmeIta* *Accidentally ships AmeBel*
*AGGRESSIVELY WHORES AMERICA OUT*
10! "popular high school kid / nerd au" Dantaliam <3
AU where Dantalion tries to take William’s glasses off. (feat.lines from Pitch Perfect)
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William stops reading when a shadow looms over him and his book. He looks up and frowns when he sees Dantalion, the self-titled popular jerk, staring at him with a smug and overconfident grin, “Hey there, nerd” he greets, pushing away William’s book as he sits on top his desk, ignoring the stares and the irritating giggles of the girls in the room.
"So, when are you gonna take those dorky glasses off?" he asks, lifting William’s chin to take the glasses off. A slap was the answer he got, and he scoffs at the blush on the boy’s cheek as he retrieves his book.
Deciding to pester him more, he jumps off the table and kneels in front of William; with his chin resting atop his hands. He sneers, leaning closer as William completely ignores him.
William adjusts his glasses, and his bangs fall over his eyes even more, making it impossible for Dantalion to take a peek. “Are you just going to bother me for the rest of the afternoon? If I were you, I’d worry over my last test score, I wouldn’t want to be spending my summer learning the same thing twice”
He hears someone snicker, and he resumes his work before he gets distracted yet again; this time, by Dantalion’s hand on his book. “So what’s your deal?” he asks tauntingly, “You one of those people who’s all dark and mysterious, then he takes of his glasses off and that amazingly scary ear spike and you realize that, you know, he was beautiful the whole time.”
William’s eyebrows raise, and he smiles quite sweetly, “I don’t have scary ear spikes”
"Then you’re half way there" Dantalion replies, leaning even closer. William makes a move to stand, but is held in place by Camio; who had his hands gripping hard on his shoulders.
"Dantalion, you jerk!" William growls, struggling to get free as Dantalion resumes in taking his seat on his desk. "Don’t be so stubborn!" he laughs, reaching forward to pluck the dark-rimmed glasses off his ears.
And when he does, he sweeps away William’s long bangs and stops on his tracks when he stares straight unto emerald green eyes. His fingers play with blonde locks that framed the boy’s face almost perfectly, and he admits that he looks stunning; beautiful, especially now that his glasses are out of the way.
The bell rings, and William uses the opportunity to break free. He grabs his book, leaving his glasses on Dantalion’s hands as he desperately tries to cover his face. Dantalion stares at the spectacles, grins widely and moves out of the buzzing room.
Things are going to be different from now on.
😂
HELP ME I CRIED 😂😂😂 #aphjapan#aphamerica
Do you think Mags just stuck Finnick with Haymitch whenever she couldn't watch him while in the Capitol? I think it'd be cute with Haymitch, semi-drunk, having to watch over another kid because Mags asked him to and since it's Mags he can't say no.
He gets Annie too eventually because Mags decides that despite the alcohol, Haymitch is good with talking down kids. He lets her read to him and listens. Much softer than his sass with Finnick.
After the 74th game he's now stuck with four kids indefinitely because of course Katniss and Peeta are also his. Kids flock to him like glue and he doesn't know why.
I want more fics of Haymitch being sweet with kids because it's literally ingrained in him. They're his reluctant gaggle of geese.
Malevolent criminal, I, When the vision paints my mind, Cross the invisible line, And you’ll be paid in kind.
He attracts safety so much lmao its so funny (and very sad).
my fav thing about sunrise on the reaping was when haymitch was like yeah caeser i'm a lone wolf 😏 i'm with the newcomers but i'm not WITH the newcomers, yknow? they call me a rascal. a rebel against the gamemasters. I scored a ONE and that is a THREAT. you do not want to mess with me 🙅
cut to him with like 20 kids following him around like ducklings, him hiding in his t-shirt, him letting a bunny guide him to safety because it reminded him of his girlfriend, and him making nightlights out of potatoes.
YES
The amount of Italian-Americans in New York and Chicago are insane. More Italians in NY than in Rome. This, my friends, is why Romerica is my BROTP.
Side note, watch the anime “Baccano!” It screams Romerica
Plot twist: You're out with friends, and your hair looks great.
Plot twist: Your hair looks great.
Plot twist: You're out with friends.
Plot twist: You're out
Plot twist: friends
Absolute love for all my fandoms🥰 Feel free to ask me anything, I love responding to prompts. :)
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