“average German Creates 3 Horrors A Day” Factoid Actually Just A Statistical Error. Average German

Can you imagine surviving the bloody apocalypse only for your husband to die a month later of an extremely easily-fixed-before-all-this medical emergency???

Besides which Alice clearly has also lost her parents and possibly her brother, no WONDER she's desperately holding on to the glimpse of her Sam in her nightmares, no wonder she absolutely jump at the thought of Sam just reappearing, out of nowhere-

Bro is ACTUALLY changing into a mushroom (green is an inherently mushroom color)

Pre and post shower green

I LOVE HER TOO MUCH TO PUT INTO WORDS OMG

Yeah so when Alice repeated several times in season 1 that she is NOT getting involved with spooky eldritch horrors unless something bad happened to someone she cared about, I thought it was going to be a case of sad tragic foreshadowing.

Little did I know it was an actual promise.

The woman is teaching herself computer science, learning about alchemy, and breaking into apartments. She heard the Heinrich Unheimlich case and booked the first flight to Germany. It's insane how the worse things get, the more competent and savvy she becomes. Like she reverse-engineered the DPHW system on the first try. That's crazy! And cool! Alice the woman that you are. The most unserious character and yet somehow the one proving to be the most capable to handle the horrors in this new universe. Love you girl!

Sometimes when I’m sad I just listen to TMA and then I’m scared

Somebody stop me I’m so serious

Truly an inspiration Percy, will do

make everything t4t idc. t4t lesbians. t4t gay men. t4t other unspecified queer relationship. t4t heterosexuality. all of it. everything is trans now

HEARING ALICE BEG SOMEONE NOT TO LEAVE HER MADE SO UNCOMFORTABLE

Get on facebook and start reposting things you want her to see (or delete Facebook altogether and tell her Oopsie it’s down for life)

eeeeyikes my mom told me that she views my presentation as very feminine (not what you want to tell your transgender son!!! this is not supportive parent behavior!!!!) and then started saying that rejections of femininity make her nervous bc internallzed misogyny which like ok but im pretty sure i’ve seen terfs say that. what is my mom seeing on facebook & how do i get her off it

also gwen i say that with love but you are never increasing the W the way you keep taking Ls.

There are so many lines that show up in every statement, or so commonly that you notice. Every time you listen you hear a new phrase that they’ve used 100+ times lol

i need a counter of how many times people say “not really” in both TMA and TMAGP because it’s so much.