My Expression Might Look Neutral And Emotionless But Fear Not ! Inside My Brain I'm Actually Imagining

"Yeah! OUR daughter!"

"... uhm, whoops?"

Writing Prompt #2988

"You forgot the child?!"

"It sounds terrible when you say it like that! He's twelve! It's not like I left a toddler behind!"

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

via pitkeeper on ig

[James watching young Luna and Harry]

Harry, running in: Papa! Papa!

James: Yes?

Harry: Luna said the B word!

James:

Luna, also running in: Motherfucker doesn’t start with B, Harry!

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. But what is life, if not the stupidest game out there?

reblogging this so i can find it when i write my fnaf/pope crossover fic (i know nothing about either topic)

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

I am evil.

what the fuck

how the fuck am i supposed to function when one of my classmates' stupid phrases they say whenever a teacher reprimands another student is becoming a vocal stim

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff