BREAKING MY SILENCE.

no because i need that diet cunt shirt

Harry: Ffs, stop looking at me like that, I’m trying to take the photo

Draco, smirking: This is just my face, Potter.

of course i start my cycle on the ides of march

no

HOLY SHIT ITS REAL

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

[James watching young Luna and Harry]

Harry, running in: Papa! Papa!

James: Yes?

Harry: Luna said the B word!

James:

Luna, also running in: Motherfucker doesn’t start with B, Harry!

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

can jd vance meet my parents next