Happy Birthday Jensen Ackles, Born March 1st 1978

Using "I'm gay" as an excuse for anything

Ex. "Take out the trash" "I can't, I'm Fucking Gay"

Thanks I hate it

Calling things/people my dude. (Or, if your feeling fancy, my good dude)

Hearing a crash in another room "same"

Fistfight God in a denny's parking lot

They're holding hands. I want them dead

This is why god abandoned this timeline (and the compliment) this is not ideal

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own

Happy -215th birthday, Captain James T. Kirk

wlw mlm solidarity

I made a thing

Every single time I see fanart of Michael (beloved underscore not mcchill) my brain conjures up an image of the Beloved Underscore household laying in bed one morning sleepy with Micheal between Tubbo and Ranboo. And Micheal uses all of his might and toddler instincts to simultaneously head-but Tubbo and Kick Ramboo square in the back with his hooves. And i just think that’s wonderful.

True

Me: reading all these doctor/master fics involving them texting before skyfall are full of angst and betrayal and the worst wistfulness

Also me: theres not enough I'm gonna write another one.

Introverts unite!

First Rules post of 2020 folks 🥳

Emaline Addario - Everything sucks

I got morbid femme and it just proves this generator is more accurate than my zodiac sign.

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆