And You'd Be Correct💅

now what business does he have in coming and doing all this for?!? like hello!??!

KILLING ALL THE LADIES

It kind of baffles me that a lot of people never got to experience the Mishapocalypse. Not like it was something that was good, more like, it was something you’d only see on this website in like…10 years.

Imagine you wake up on April Fool’s day. You log into tumblr. Immediately your dash is encompassed with Misha’s face. Everyone’s icon has been changed to that same, staring, blank face. You check your followers. Every single one of them has that face. You try going into your normal tags. Even those are filled with Misha’s face. Nowhere is safe. Misha is everywhere. You go to Twitter to complain about it. Misha’s face is there too.

Within hours of the event starting, there’s already a wiki entry and an urban dictionary entry for it. Gifs that you may have recognized of being popular at that time have Misha’s face photoshopped over them. Repeating patterns of Misha’s face. Misha illusions. Misha’s face OVER MISHA’S FACE. 

Eventually, even Misha is like, “Yeah, this is fucking weird. What the fuck are you guys doing.” But it doesn’t stop. People hit post limit. They can’t post anymore. Suddenly, you notice that your dash is starting to thin out, slowly, one by one. There’s a hypothetical tumbleweed bouncing across your dash by 10pm that night. 

Anyone who tried to blacklist the Mishapocalypse suddenly found that their dashboard was sent into the shadow realm. Nothing is there. They tried to unfollow people who were participating in it. They had no blog content at the end of the day. 

The next day, we all wake up and continue on with our lives like nothing ever happened. It was like a fever dream. What the fucked happened. Where did our lives go for that day. 

That was the Mishapocalypse. 

if this isn’t inspirational idk what is 

the cake as previously mentioned🧚🏻‍♀️

YEAH, WHAT THEY SAID ^ Happy birthday, Bucky!!!

og pic found on a post by @gay-jewish-bucky

The four horseman of the apocalypse

you can’t convince me that Steve & Bucky wouldn’t be on a government watch list

captain america & the winter soldier: at an anti-government rally, using the shield to smack tear gas canisters back into the cops’ faces

the fbi, sweating behind their computers: what the fuck are we supposed to do?!?

HAPPY SANHA DAY! Happy Birthday To Sweet Angel Child Sanha! (My little beagle is all grown up)

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

yeah apologies to marvel but that is simply so far from what would've actually happened that it's nowhere near cannon in my head

i need to speak my truth, steve going back after endgame and living a happy life with peggy KNOWING FULL WELL that bucky was being tortured and manipulated at the same time was foul and it feels like someone just spit in my face